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Miracle Johan

About Me

7/3/08 Well, we got a gold ball. Congratulations to the Celtics and all us fans. And may I use this sapce to formally and officially announce my retirement from the Miracle Johan Green 17 Music Project. I vowed 4 years ago to make a song for each player on every roster until they won a championship. Well, they did it, and I kept my word, save for individual songs for Baby, PJ, Cassell, Pollard, and ths years installments for Scal and Tony. I am moving to Milwaukee to learn the lap steel guitar. Maybe I'll write Country songs for the Bucks or Hawaiian songs about the Timberwolves. Or branch off into baseball and tackled the Brewers. Who knows. Thank you for listening, and stay tuned. Roots. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: In the year 4040 A.D., Miracle Johan crash landed on planet Earth. His ship hit a shark on the tooth and blood was everywhere. After he fixed the shark teeth with his hat, he swam through the icy ocean to Hadley, or where Hadley once was. There was a great amount of ice and snow and general coldness. It was the first time Johan saw his breath, ever, seeing as though his former planet's atmosphere was made of a whole mess of birds, solid with birds. It kind of freaked him out. I mean the seeing his breath. He kind of liked it. He also kind of liked the freak out...he had never been freaked out before. Then, just as he was noticing a giant herd of giant ice age horses ice skating towards him on their ever-evolving lucky shoes, perhaps to fight, perhaps to offer assistance, the shark returned. He was walking and with one giant flipper he was holding his cheek. Perhaps Johan hadn't fixed that sharktooth at all. He only had one option...he travelled back to the year 1996 and began recording on a 4track. Along the way he learned to love drum machines and keyboards and the celtics. And dub. He loved dub. He still likes pretty and meandering guitar parts. The shark will be back, of course, but this time Johan will have just the thing for that crappy shark. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: www.purevolume.com/miraclejohan :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=367990http://ww w.bostonphoenix.com/boston/news_features/id_check/documents/ 05081844.asphttp://www.celticsblog.com
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Member Since: 07/03/2005
Band Website: www.purevolume.com/miraclejohan
Band Members: miracle johan
Influences: dub, dark star, nintendo, 1971-1975, 1977-1978, 1988. Sly Stone, King Tubby, Scientist, Prince Jammy, Pablo. Santana's LOTUS. Slash. Hawaiian music. The Boston Celtics. Al Jefferson.
Sounds Like: you know the icecapades? well ever heard of the horsecapades?
Record Label: do you mean my favorite movie? Superman2, homie.

My Blog

the great car haunt

Attention friends and others...it appears I have begun a greatest span of haunting. I am being ghostily tricked by a vaporous demon of needless jokes. It all started yesterday.There was an ice storm...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:22:00 GMT

post-op: teef be gonerz

So those cursed teeth are out for good now, and this day has me all blissed out on Hawaiian music, painkillers, and good things. I love Hawaiian music and Superman 2. I love that I finally got my te...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:01:00 GMT

wisdom teeth are for suckers

Curses to the scientist who gave this robot teeth. And double curses to the dentist who years ago told me my wisdom teeth did not have to be pulled out because my inventor created them so straight an...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 14:14:00 GMT

the humor jam

ok so its all what the f ladies and gentlehorses. a blog? what is i doing now for the computer age? babblecity spleendex, torn achilles' brain tendon. And by that I mean I am now conducting my fir...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:58:00 GMT