On an island |
Somewhere, a tall and skinny kid looks lost. He picks himself up out of the sand, brushes himself down, and plays with his knob a little bit. While he's doing this, he hears a hissing sound somewhere ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:39:00 GMT |
Chatup lines by Ian |
My chatup lines
1. 'Can I kiss your face?'
2. 'Do you want to come round mine for a romantic night in watching Match of The Day?'
3. 'You're a spastic. But I'd still do you. How about it?'
4. 'We...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:26:00 GMT |
Ian North - A discussion with AQA |
Right. The examing board, AQA, runs a text message service. You can ask them anything you like, and they will text you back with an answer.
I came across this today, and asked them some questions I re...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:33:00 GMT |
The Ian North Chronicles part 1 |
Bowl of Fruit
I stuck my cock in a bowl of fruit
My folly at the time seemed rather astute
I can't explain my reasons for not following suit
And sticking my cock in that bowl of fruit
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 15:47:00 GMT |
The Ian North Chronicles part 2 |
Vodka, Vodka
Vodka, Vodka, a drink of alcoholic proportions,
Vodka, Vodka, a drink of cerebral distortions,
Whether mixed with coke, or splashed on the rocks,
It makes it hard for me to take off my so...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:51:00 GMT |
Cigarette related mishaps |
1. Singed hair whilst lighting cigarette. Could have burnt my hair off. Didn't.
2. Came close to burning my eye whilst lighting cigarette, which was quite scary. Taught me to keep my head up whilst li...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:07:00 GMT |
wankette |
what's a blog? is this a blog? i prefer frogs, but not joe froggs, i hear he makes clothes now, or that could be joe bloggs. im not sure. fuck off ian
Posted by on Mon, 23 May 2005 12:19:00 GMT |
