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////// Who is this Carl guy? //////
He just happens to be me. And this Me is for some reason compelled to make a somewhat visually appealing Myspace profile for Myself because the default aesthetics are 110% horrible.

I'm a Boy Scout and I work at a Boy Scout Camp. I'm Catholic. I'm really super duper smart, & I hate talking on the phone for extended periods of time. When it comes to politics and talking to idiots, I tend to be the shut-up-sit-down-stop-lying-and-listen-to-me-correct-you type. Egotistical? Thats definately not me.

I want to meet someone to pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things during dinner. It would be great if this someone was at least somewhat witty and could carry on both an intelligent conversation and completely ridiculous one, because dumb, dull or a combination of the both just isn't that much fun. And if you don't like dry humor, you're in for it. For humorless people, being around me is like bing prodded with millions of sharp, pointy fish bones in all the wrong places.

My motto. "Your life is your own. Live it."

Smile.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

"Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One. " Benjamin Franklin

"He needs to be hit with a 50,000 ton shithammer." Jason Pettigrew, AP Editor in Cheif

"Dude i have a cubic-f*ck-ton of homework." Michelle Stupar

"If youre looking for sympathy, its in the dictionary somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphillis.'" Jason Pettigrew, AP Editor in Cheif

"Holy crap, its the Dutchess of Smog!" Kyle Hamilton

"Mongo is like a plague that strikes skateboarding. Like aids only more horrible." Schism (SkateBoardCity Member)

"There is a way, but to do it you'd have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat." Bender, from "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings"

"People want to listen to a message, word from Jah. This could be passed through me or anybody. I am not a leader. Messenger. The words of the songs, not the person, is what attracts people." Bob Marley
"Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay." JoJo (from Across the Universe)

Age :: Eighteen. One year closer to my Dethday.
Body :: Fit.
Status :: Taken.
Here for :: Friends, and meeting females.
Orientation :: Straight as an arrow
Hometown :: Fresno
Ethnicity :: I choose to acknowledge only the German, Irish and Scottish aspects of my DNA. And the small amount of Native American double heli.
Occupation :: Graphic Design/Art Student

Music :: Mainly listen to ska and punk. Metal's pretty great too, and some emo stuff is allright. Keep rap and country away from me.
Books :: Do people actually still read these?
Movies :: V for Vendetta, Transformers, Bender's Big Score. American History X, Pulp Fiction, Stargate. Dirty Harry, Tombstone, Red Dawn. Across the Universe, Sweeny Todd, This Is Spinal Tap. And thats just to name a few.
Sports :: Volleyball, Snowboarding, Climbing, Swimming.
Design :: I wish there was some way to download ideas out of my head and onto a blank Illustrator canvas.

The "Best Page in the Universe" :: From Maddox, author of the Alphabet of Manliness. Not for prudes.
Explosm Comics :: Cyanide and Happiness comics. Extremely funny.
How to Become a Successful Evil Overlord :: Pure inspiration.
Skippy's List :: 213 things Skippy isn't allowed to do in the army.
My Music Playlist :: Opens in new window. Threadless.com :: Amazing user designed t-shirts. If you buy using this link I get points! Zen and the Art of the Mosh Pit :: If you don't truly know what a mosh pit is, check it. deviantART :: My DA. Photography, Graphic Designs, etc.