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Mr. Chainsaw

No eye contact! I have severe intimacy issues...and a gun.

About Me

I work in a psychiatric hospital, it's crazy at times. I knock on doors with magazines in tow, take one please.

My Interests

What makes me tick...music, movies, hockey, baseball, motocross, road trips, parks, staying up all night, Guinness, Jameson, friends, family, shows, sleeping, good conversations, a pretty face...there's more.

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas, Zombies, Pirates, Gunslingers, Time Travelers, Astronauts, Pin Up Models, Mad Scientists, Tornados, and a Mortician just to ask if he enjoys having such a dead end job. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Alkaline Trio, Hot Water Music, Grade, HUM, Ramones, The Clash, Green Day, Rancid, The Loved Ones, Centaur, Lawrence Arms, Gunmoll, Belly, Madcap, The Pietasters, Everclear, Sponge, The Falcon, J Church, Unwritten Law, Leatherface, Jawbreaker, Samiam, Smoke or Fire, Bad Religion, Rise Against, The Blacktop Cadence...many many more

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, Snatch, Back To The Future 1,2,3, Teen Wolf, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Fight Club, Some Like It Hot, Barbarella, Classic Horror (Wolf-Man, Dracula, Frankenstein) Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Spider-Man 1,2, X-Men 1,2, Tobacco Road, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Of Mice And Men, The Grapes Of Wrath, Catch-22, Signs....it goes on.

Television:

Adult Swim, and the Adventures Of Pete and Pete...that's about it

Books:

Anything by Jack Kerouac, Catch-22, Of Mice and Men, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Ironweed, Spider-Man novels, Punk Is a Four Letter Word, Anything by Edgar Alan Poe, Anything by J.D. Salinger, 1984, Pulp, Hot Water Music (the book) And I don't care if he's a liar or not, James Frey is freakin' awesome.....so many more, oh yes The Bible

Heroes:

My Grandpa, the apostle Peter was pretty sweet too.

My Blog

I hear my hometown callin'...

So I'm back from Florida.  It was an absolute blast, every second of it.  I fell in love with the beach which I thought would never be possible since I'm  a "ginger kid" but I proved my...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

I'm building a wall, six foot wide and four foot tall

So on March 23rd, the day after I get back from Florida, I'm going under the knife and getting this lousy knee fixed.  I should have done it earlier but I wanted to put it off until&nbs...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST

Southbound

Holy mutha freakin' crap!  It's almost February!!!  In just a month and a half I'll be well on my way to Florida for a much needed vacation.  I'm abso-freakin-lutley stoked to be able t...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

Sarcasm, doom and gloom, and I'm gonna let you sleep Mr. Armstrong

So guess who gets to go see an orthopedist (I have no clue if I spelled that right, and at the moment no cares either).  Anyways, I went back to the Doc and he can't figure out what's up with thi...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

If you see me at all, it will be in the fall

The fall classic has come to and end with the victors being our own St. Louis Cardinals.  I must say by far this has been one of the most exciting few weeks of recent memory.  It's been so m...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

I miss being between the pipes. chop it off and put in a new one.

So I've not been able to play hockey in some time now because of a knee injury that I sustained a few months ago.  But I've set the wheels in motion and have gotten an MRI done to see what exactl...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

My top 3 year in review

So 2005 is over, gone, done, never comin' back....So what happend this year?  Alot!  This is a list I've compiled of the top 3 different things that I liked/disliked about the diff...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 05:22:00 PST

No hair, big nose and hanging loose

So I'm reading Ziggy in the funnies section of the Post Dispatch the other day...  I realized two things I.  Ziggy's not funny and 2.  He doesn't wear pants... @#$%ing pervert....
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 08:33:00 PST