I'm the meanest man that ever had a brain, All I scatter is aches and pains. I'm carbolic acid, and a poison face, And I stand flat-footed in favor of crime and disgrace. If I ever done a good deed -- I'm sorry of it. I'm mean in the East, mean in the West, Mean to the people that I like the best. I go around a-causin' lot of accidents, And I push folks down, and I cause train wrecks. I'm a big disaster -- just goin' somewhere's to happen. I'm an organized famine -- studyin' now I can be a little bit meaner. I'm still a whole lot too good to suit myself -- just mean...
