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Whomp!Monster

About Me



Let's get bat-faced! I can neck a pint of smoke machine fluid in 2 seconds flat (sorry, Mr Hicks). I gobble rocks the size of Mount Rushmore (sic), and habitually shit on freshly mowed lawns. V is for Vanguards, Vangelis (with JMJ) and Venereal disease: my three favourite V's (after Vim, of course).

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Member Since: 09/09/2006
Band Website: http://www.whomp-fm.com
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Record Label: Whomp! FM
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

snow blind

we woz in the alps? snow barbies handing out loobed protekshun for every greenhorn scalp. fuck that! I had a furry fuckin' hat. Ha ha! coz its fucking freezing, yeah? poppin and rippin and the brudda...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:42:00 GMT

no fire without an absent-minded fuckwit

So I was guzzling a quiet bucket of petrol with my mates from the rubbish dump on Saturday when when all fucking chaos broke loose. Christ on a chopper bike. Fire engines, fat fucking tourists with th...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:25:00 GMT

updatings

Ahoy humanings I've been stuffing my furry green little face with opium from the English and climbing some high altitude mesas in Ableontia for kicks. PLUS a skinful of the old firewater last night......
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 05:27:00 GMT

where o where can the whompmonster be?

gone fishing...back in a few days with new website.www.whomp-fm.com
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:33:00 GMT

see the future?

I went to meet Hiro in a Toyko bar. We drank Jager Bombs, spoke of stopped clocks telling the right time twice a day, then left before we arrived.How about that?
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:46:00 GMT

Dreamy


Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:11:00 GMT

Do any of you know a good dentist?

My teeths needsta bling.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:13:00 GMT

speechless...

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Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:31:00 GMT

Nice...

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Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 13:15:00 GMT