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Kelly

I am here for Friends

About Me

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Well, what d'yall wanna know? I'm friendly and easy to talk to, and those that know me keep telling me I need to learn to say no! I hate talking about myself, so if you wanna find out then you'll just have to ask me.

My Interests

It's official, I'm addicted to gemstone IV (I blame you for that James!) But other than spending all my free time playing games, I like reading, walking, going to the pictures, keeping Max and Harvey occupied (my dogs) and generally just chilling with friends.
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I'd like to meet:

Well to start with I wanna meet all my Gemstone pals, not too fussy about the usual famous people, although I wouldn't say no to Ewan McGregor! *swoons*

Music:



Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

Movies:

All sorts of films but far too many to list. I'll sit and watch most films as long as I have someone to snuggle with.
Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Television:

Rarely watch tv anymore unless I'm real bored and have nothing better to do.

Books:

I love reading any books, but right now I'm really into sci-fi/fantasy. Just a few I've read recently: Trudi Canavan, Terry Goodkind, Dan Brown, Robin Hobb, Elizabeth Moon, Raymond E Feist, John Connolly and too many more to list!

Heroes:

James for always being there when I need someone to talk to, or giving me a hug just because

My Blog

Valentine’s wishes

Soon Valentine's Day will be upon us and these are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line!!!!1. Thought tha...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST

The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she snee...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:46:00 PST

Bad start to a morning...

On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car.     Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.     The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor bastar...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:52:00 PST

9 Phrases Women Use

9 PHRASES WOMEN USE 1.   Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.   Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

Christmas Gifts

A young man Called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend .   They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.&nbs...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:12:00 PST

Tickle me Elmo

  There is a factory in Northern Missesota which makes Tickle me Elmo toys.  The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lene is hired at the Tickle me Elmo factory and reports fo...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:15:00 PST

The three bears

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and s...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST

Very important advice

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehi...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

Enterprenuering Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in  one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the ...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

Two brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bri...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:11:00 PST