I am the harbringer of doom. |
Behold my terrifying visage and tremble in fear, for I am the Harbringer of Doom, the Mistress of Malevolenc, and the Destroyer of fake plastic christmas trees!Lo! Barely had yon tree been erected tha...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:16:00 GMT |
5-0 says freeze! |
I saw the lights as I was heading down the street to my friend's house. Haha, I thought, some poor schmuck got pulled over. I will laugh heartily at him as I drive by. Then I realize...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:25:00 GMT |
Adventures in Baking |
I was suddenly siezed upon with a fierce desire to bake a cake at around midnight last night. While this in itself might seem crazy, the resulting mayhem has convinced me that a career as a past...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
Gan-Gangrene |
During my childhood, for reasons unknown, I had a recurring nightmare that shook me to the core and otherwise scared the bejeesus out of me. I tried to forget it, but luckily for me, I happened ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
Christmas is a Sad Season for the Poor |
"They got the worst of it. Beginning in the fall, there was all this excitement about Christmas and how it was a day for them. After Thanksgiving, they couldn't miss it. It was fixed...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:56:00 GMT |
The Underpants |
If there is still time, I encourage you to go see "The Underpants" at ECU. Tonight is the last night it will be showing, but if you go, you won't regret it. It was hysterically funny and I...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:15:00 GMT |
Today, I cleaned the bathrooms... |
MOTHER OF GOD
At my new place of employment, it is the responsibility of each department to handle an assigned task on certain days at the end of each night. For example, s...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:30:00 GMT |
A story of dogs, a cat, and why I wont be answering my phone tonight |
It was a dark and stormy night...
Actually, it was around 4:30 this afternoon, so it was a light yet cloudy afternoon, and I had just arrived at Tiff and Jon's place with Bailey(a chocolatey wi...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:12:00 GMT |
ummm...yea not so much. |
I'm quite sure my new male roommate has got to be atleast 40 years old.
Hold on, time-out, rewind, let's take this back and start from the beginning.
Back in September...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:29:00 GMT |
Suddenly, Seymore |
You have no idea how much I truly love this song. I would get voice lessons for the soul purpose of singing this song. I love the Audrey character. If you have never seen this movie,...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:44:00 GMT |
