J-Double

I am mainly looking for cool people to conversate with... People who are similar to me in interests. I am extremely bored with the world and crave good shit to talk about. I am kinda entering a hate all movies phase. I think 99% of all movies are put out to insult my intelligence,waste my money and are at best cliff notes to something put in a far superior form called a book, novel or prose form . I worry incessantly about humans running out of original material to put into literature,music and film and that this condition's final result will be will some idiot in a position of power saying "Fuck it" and starting a nuclear war out of boredom. I feel like I am rapidly running out of anything useful to say and this causes me a tremendous amount of anguish.So you could say I am cynic or an asshole (Both of which are true in varying degrees).The only thing that brings me joy anymore is celebrities embarrassing themselves and members of the liberal/conservative lemming clubs getting their panties in a twist over re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic. It is a painful laughter/joy that does not soothe or satisfy but only keeps me from going utterly fucking bug shit nutsAnymore I am trying to improve my chances of surviving the upcoming oil implosion which will cause massive damage to the already creaky economic fortunes of the world and quite possibly send the world economy into the perma-shitter. So please write me with new stuff that might amuse me and take my mind off the sorry shape the world is in right now.So send me funny stories with a punchline to them ,jokes I think they were called jokes... Funny anecdotes... Dirty limericks... Videos of postmen getting kicked in the nuts by little kids, videos of martians landing in goofy places (like Arkansas), and strange curios to hrlp me say "shit man that is really cool and the world still has some possibility nuggets remaining"