Atomic Sh!t BOMB |
What’s the deal when you walk into the bathroom and someone has just dropped a freaking ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Hiroshima nuclear shit bomb ...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:31:00 PST |
Heavy spaghetti |
I made spaghetti for lunch and it's heavy. Have you ever carried spaghetti? It's very heavy. No wonder I'm so full!
Posted by Mr. Funny on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST |
No change, no same |
Have you ever tried to change so bad, you stayed the same? The thought of movement, any trajectory equals standing still. It's like a dream that you can't run or you throw punches that are...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST |
pre-mature flushing |
Sometimes when I'm in a hurry I flush before I stop peeing. You know, to save time. Speaking of time, usually my timing sucks and I gotta wait to flush again. I tap my foot and fold ...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Put a leash on it! |
If I had kids, I'd put them on a leash ... because I enjoy a kid on a leash. Only if they bark though. Barking kids on a leash. Awesome. Then you wouldn't have to get a dog.&nb...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST |
Middle of the night kiss ... |
Confusion and bewilderment are replaced with familiarity our bodies tangled in the sheets my lips move to kiss his naked back, our room is pitch black, the silence broken by my rustling I'm draw...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST |
I don't know what it is ... |
I don't know what it is & something about you. Soothing, tenderness about your lips and smile. The white of your teeth dance behind that crooked grin. I can smell the wetness from yo...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Seat Belt Shenanigans |
Yeah, so if you haven't been in a car since 1937, you should buckle your seat belt. I heard a PSA on the radio telling Californian's to buckle their fucking seat belt. Isn't this a no-brai...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:13:00 PST |
Nothing fights |
I love the nothing fight and I was so fortunate to witness one this afternoon! We've all taken part in the past. You know, the argument that means nothing and turns into the fight that mea...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Underwear Smack Down! |
I have a pair of underwear that I save for the last pair to have to wear. For some reason I'm always surprised when I get to the underwear drawer that they are there ... the "should've thrown aw...
Posted by Mr. Funny on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST |
