''Well sit yourself down and Ill tell you a story, Of Miss Kandy K in all her glory. A sweet blonde girl with the devils own eyes, Pure evil in an angelic disguise.If youre passing her trailer park of sin, Take my advice and go right in. For if you live and emerge once more, Youll be a wiser man than before. For while innocence is an admirable ideal, Its experience alone thats real. For Id rather a thousand times be burned, Than walk away my lesson unlearned.A special girl, though Id not say it to her face, Else limbs youll be looking to replace. Because my friend this roses petals hide thorns, As the picture on her arm clearly warns.If one day you should meet her in a bar, Take my advice and youll go far. Buy her a drink and be sure to be polite, Or youll regret going out that night. The devil likes good manners as do we all, And those who forget it shall surely fall. But remember my friend beware her eyes, For mans downfall within them lies.''*written by Mr Abs!*