I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris

Music:

3 Prong Outlet, 30 Seconds to Mars, 59 Times The Pain, 88 Fingers Louie, 98 Mute, 311, A Call to Arms, A Change of Pace, A Dozen Furies, A Farewell Rescue, A Global Threat, A Life Once Lost, A Moment After, A Perfect Circle, A Perfect Murder, A Second Chance, A Small Victory, A Static Lullaby, A Thorn For Every Heart, A Tribe Called Quest, A Trunk Full of Dead Bodies, A Wilhelm Scream, Acceptance, Achilles, Action Action, Across Five Aprils, Adam Ant, Adamantium, Adam’s Not Funny, Adelphi, AFI, Against All Authority, Against Me!, Agent Felix, Agent Orange, Agnostic Front, Agony Hill, Alan Rose, Alaska, Alexisonfire, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, All Else Failed, All Out War, All Rights Reserved, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, All Time Low, Allister, Amazing Transparent Man, Amber Pacific, Ambry, American Diary, American Football, Amity, Anadivine, Anal Cunt, Anathallo, Anatomy of a Ghost, Anberlin, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of The Dead, Anchors For Arms, Angels Beneath Me, Animosity, Ankla, Ann Beretta, Another Breath, Another Day Late, Anti-Flag, Anti-Freeze, Apex Theory, Aphasia, Apocolyptica, Arch Enemy, Architect, Armor For Sleep, Arms Bend Back, Arms Length, Army of Anyone, Army of Freshmen, Arrogant Sons of Bitches, As Cities Burn, As Friends Rust, As I Lay Dying, As Tall As Lions, As The Sun Sets, As This Body I Exist, Ash, Assorted Jellybeans, At All Cost, Atmosphere, At The Drive In, At The Gates, Atom and His Package, Atreyu, Audio Karate, August Burns Red, Authority Zero, Automatic 7, Autopilot Off, Avoid One Thing, Avail, Avenged Sevenfold, Ayurveda, Bad 4 Good, Bad Brains, Bad Business, Bad Larry, Bad Religion, Badly Drawn Boy, Bailey, Bane, Barenaked Ladies, Bayside, BB King, Bear vs. Shark, Beastie Boys, Bed Light For Blue Eyes, Before Today, Bella Morte, Beloved, Belvedere, Believe In You, Belinda Carlisle, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Ben Kweller, Benjamins, Bensin, Best Interest, Better Than a Thousand, Better Than Ezra, Between Home and Serenity, Between The Buried and Me, Between Walls, Big D and The Kids Table, Bigwig, Bikini Kill, Billy Joel, Billy Ocean, Billy Talent, Black Fire, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Black Starr, Blackpool Lights, Bleed The Dream, Bleed The Sky, Bleeding Through, Bless The Fall, Blind Melon, Blindside, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blood For Blood, Blood Has Been Shed, Blood of Abraham, Bloodhound Gang, Blueline Medic, Blueprint Car Crash, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bob Seger, Boiler, Bombshell Rocks, Bon Jovi, Bone Thugz n Harmony, Bora Yoon, Boston, Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Boys Like Girls, Boys Night Out, Bracket, Braid, Brain Drill, Brand New, Brand New Disaster, Brandtson, Brazil, Breaking Point, Bright Eyes, Brighten, Bring Me the Horizon, Broken Social Scene, Bruce Springsteen, Bryan Adams, Buck-O-Nine, Buddy Holly, Building On Fire, Built to Spill, Bullet Train to Vegas, Bullets and Octane, Bum Ruckus, Burn it Down, Burnt By the Sun, Bury Your Dead, Busdriver, Bush, By a Thread, By Night, Byzantine, Caliban, Calico System, Candiria, Candlebox, Canned Heat, Cannibal Corpse, Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, Cartel, Carter Peace Mission, Cassino, Catch 22, Cause For Alarm, Cave In, Celtic Frost, Chain of Strength, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Chick Corea, Chiodos, Chixdiggit, Choke, Choking Victim, Chris Isaak, Chuck Berry, Circa Survive, CKY, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Classic Case, Cletus Doesn't Care, Clutch, Coheed and Cambria, Cold War Kids, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Collision, Comeback Kid, Common Place, Common Rider, Converge, Cool Hand Luke, Copeland, Count The Stars, Counting Crows, Cradle of Filth, Craig's Brother, Crash Romeo, Crash Test Dummies, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Crime in Stereo, Cross My Heart, Cru Jones, Cruella De Vil, Cruiserweight, Curl Up and Die, Cursive, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Dag Nasty, Dallas Green, Damiera, Dan Briggs, Danzig, Daphne Loves Derby, Darkest Hour, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Melillo, Dave Weckl, David Bowie, Day at The Fair, Days Away, Days Like These, Days of The New, De La Hoya, Dead Boys, Dead Can Dance, Dead Giveaway, Dead Kennedys, Dead Poetic, Dead to Fall, Dear Jane I, Dear John, Death By Stereo, Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Deep Enough to Die, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Denver Harbor, Devildriver, Diecast, Diesel Boy, Dig, Digger, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dinkus 9, Dinosaur Jr., Dio, Discount, Dishwalla, Dismemberment Plan, Distorted Penguins, Don Henley, Don't Look Down, Down By Law, Down to Earth Approach, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Dredg, Drivin By, Driving East, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dropkick Murphys, Drowningman, Dustin Kensrue, Dwarves, Dying Fetus, Dynamite Boy, Dynamite Plan, Eagle Eye Cherry, Earth Crisis, East Coast Dreamers, Echo Screen, Ed Gein, Eddie Money, Eels, Eiffel, Eighteen Visions, Eisley, Elad Love Affair, Elkland, Elliot, Elliot Smith, Ellison, Elston Gunn, Elvis Costello, Elysia, Emanuel, Embrace The End, Emery, Emmure, Emperor, Endwell, Engine Down, Enigma, Ensign, Envy On the Coast, Epstein, Eric Clapton, Eric Johnson, Errortype: 11, Escape The Fate, Estrela, Evaline, Eve 6, Ever We Fall, Everclear, Evergreen Terrace, Every Time I Die, Eyelid, Eyes Averted, Explosions in The Sky, Extol, F-Minus, Face First, Facedowninshit, Fairweather, Faith No More, Fall Out Boy, Falling Up, Far-Less, Farside, Fastball, Fates Warning, Fear Before The March of Flames, Fear My Thoughts, Fenix TX, Fight Paris, Fight Star, Filter, Finding Westerly, Fiona Apple, Fire When Ready, Final Call, Finch, Fist of Adonis, Five Iron Frenzy, Five Pointe O, Fledgling Death, Flee The Seen, Flickerstick, Flogging Molly, Floorpunch, Flotsam & Jetsam, FM Static, Folk Implosion, Folly, Foo Fighters, For The Horizon, Foreplay, Forgive Durden, Fort Minor, Found Dead Hanging, Fountains of Wayne, Four Letter Lie, Fox Force Five, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Freddy Frederickson, Frenzal Rhomb, Freya, From a Second Story Window, From Autumn to Ashes, From First to Last, Fugazi, Funeral For a Friend, Further Seems Forever, Gameface, Garrison, Gasoline Heart, Gatsby’s American Dream, Gatsby Gets the Green Light, Genesis, George Harrison, Ghost Tales, Gin Blossoms, Give Up the Ghost, Glass Casket, Glass Eater, Glassjaw, Go West, Goatwhore, Gob, God Lives Underwater, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Clean Fun, Good Riddance, Government Mule, Gracer, Grade, Grand Funk Railroad, Gratitude, Greeley Estates, Green Day, Green Jelly, Greg Graffin, Grey AM, Greyarea, Grover Dill, Guns n Roses, Guster, Guttermouth, Guy Smiley, Gwar, Gym Class Heroes, H2O, Half Way Home, Halifax, Hand to Hand, Handsome Devil, Hank Roberts, Happy Hardcore, Harvey Danger, Haste The Day, Hawk Nelson, Hawthorne Heights, He Is Legend, Head Automatica, Head East, Heaven Shall Burn, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Hell Within, Helmet, Hey Mercedes, Hidden in Plain View, High On Fire, High Speed Scene, Highland Drive, Hit The Lights, Hole, Holiday, Hollywood Undead, Homegrown, Honor Bright, Hootie and The Blowfish, Hopesfall, Horse The Band, Hot Hot Heat, Hot Rod Circuit, Hot Water Music, House of Fools, Houston Calls, Hum, I Am Ghost, I Am The Avalanche, I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business, I Farm, I Killed The Prom Queen, Iced Earth, Ignite, Iggy Pop, If Hope Dies, Ill Nino, Impasse, Imperial Teen, In Flames, In My Eyes, Incubus, Injected, Inspection 12, Iron Maiden, Iron & Wine, It Dies Today, Jack Bauer, Jack Off Jill, Jacks Mannequin, James Brown, Jamison Parker, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Jars of Clay, Jawbreaker, Jeff Beck, Jeff Healey, Jena Berlin, Jenoah, Jerry Cantrell, Jethro Tull, Jets to Brazil, Jill Sobule, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Job For a Cowboy, Joe Satriani, Joe Strummer, John Brown’s Body, Johnny Cash, John Coltrain, Johnny Dowd Band, Jonezetta, Journey, Joydrop, Judas Priest, Jughead’s Revenge, Junction 18, June, Jupiter Sunrise, Jurassic 5, Just Surrender, Kaddisfly, Kane Hodder, Kansas, Karate High School, Kelly, Kicked in The Head, Kid Dynamite, Kid Gorgeous, Kill Hannah, Kill Holiday, Kill Radio, Killswitch Engage, King Crimson, King Diamond, King Django, King Missile, Kiss It Goodbye, Kortatu, Kyro, L7, Lady Radiator, Lagwagon, Lamb of God, Lanemeyer, Lars Frederickson and The Bastards, Last Days of April, Latterman, League, Led Zeppelin, Leftover Crack, Lefty, Less Than Jake, Letterkills, Liars Academy, Life Before This, Life in Your Way, Life of Agony, Ligion, Limbeck, Linkin Park, Lit, Little Egypt, Live, Living Sacrifice, Liz Phair, Long Since Forgotten, Lo-Pro, Look What I Did, Lorene Drive, Lost and No One Knows, Lost City Angels, Love Drug, Love Hate Hero, Love Spit Love, Lower East Side Stitches, Lucky Boy's Confusion, Lux Courageous, Lydia, Machine Head, Madball, Madcap, Madina Lake, Madison, Mae, Making April, Man Alive, Manowar, Marathon, Marcy Playground, Martyr AD, Marvelous 3, Mashlin, Mastodon, Matchbook Romance, Maxeen, Maximo Park, Maylene and The Sons of Disaster, Mazzy Star, MC Goldie Wilson, MC Hammer, MC Lars, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Meg & Dia, Melee, Megadeth, Men Women & Children, Merit, Mewithoutyou, Michelle Branch, Midnight Oil, Midtown, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mike Brindisi, Millencolin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Minor Threat, Minus The Bear, Misery Signals, Mock Orange, Moneen, Monger, Monty’s Fan Club, Morning Again, Moros Eros, Mourning Maxwell, Modest Mouse, Most Precious Blood, Motion City Soundtrack, Motley Crue, Mortiis, Mos Def, Mr. Big, Mr. Bungle, Much The Same, Mudhoney, Murphy’s Law, Muse, Mustard Plug, Mute Math, My American Heart, My Bloody Valentine, My Chemical Romance, Nada Surf, Nakatomi Plaza, Name Taken, Napalm Death, Nas, Nat King Cole, Natalie Merchant, National Product, Naughty By Nature, Near Miss, Necrophagist, Neil Young, Nerve Agents, Never Heard of It, Never In Red, Nevermore, New Found Glory, New Radicals, New Rap Union, New Years Day, Next 2 Nothing, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, No Hollywood Ending, No Trigger, No Use For a Name, No Vacancy, Nodes of Ranvier, NOFX, Noise Ratchet, Nora, Norel, Norma Jean, Normal Like You, Northstar, Notorious B.I.G., Nozmo King, Nuclear Rabbit, Number One Fan, Number One Gun, Nural, NWA, Oasis, Obituary, Oculus, Of Montreal, Oingo Boingo, On Broken Wings, On My Signal, On the Might of Princes, One King Down, One Side Zero, Open Hand, Operation Ivy, Opeth, Opiate For the Masses, Orange 9mm, Osker, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Outsmarting Simon, Over It, Overkill, Oxymoron, Ozma, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic! At The Disco, Pantera, Paramore, Park, Parkway Drive, Patent Pending, Paul Simon, Paul Wenzel, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pedro The Lion, Penfold, Pennywise, People In Cars, Perfect Thyroid, Permanent Me, Peter Frampton, Peter Gabriel, Phantasm, Phil Collins, Phoenix Mourning, Piebald, Pig Destroyer, Pile of Heads, Pink Floyd, Pistolita, Placebo, Plain White Ts, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Poison, Poison The Well, Pollen, Porno For Pyros, Portishead, Portugal The Man, Premonitions of War, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Pride Bowl, Primus, Prodigy, Project Reconnect, Protest The Hero, Psyopus, Pulley, Punch Drunk Monkies, Punchline, Q and Not U, Queen, Quicksand, Quiet Drive, Quiet Riot, Race Car Riot, Race The Sun, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Randy Mcstein, Ratatat, Ratt, Ray Charles, Reach The Sky, Ready Set Fail, Recover, Reel Big Fish, Refused, Reggie and The Full Effect, Relient K, REM, Remembering Never, REO Speedwagon, Richard Cheese, Riddlin Kids, Rilo Kiley, Ritchie Valens, Ritter, River City High, River City Rebels, Rock Kills Kid, Rocket From the Crypt, Ronnie Day, Rookie of The Year, Roses Are Red, Royal Hunt, Royden, Rufio, Run Kid Run, Rush, Russian Circles, RX Bandits, Saaa, Safari So Good, Saosin, Satanic Surfers, Saves The Day, Say Anything, Scars of Tomorrow, Samiam, Scarlet, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scatter the Ashes, Screeching Weasel, Sean Kobuk, Self Against City, Sense Field, Senses Fail, Set Your Goals, Seth Feldman, Seventh Star, Shades Apart, Shadows Fall, Shai Hulud, She Wants Revenge!, Shelter, Sherwood, Shortbus Boys, Showbread, Sick of It All, Silent Drive, Silver Chair, Silversun Pickups, Silverstein, Sinai Beach, Skarmy of Darkness, Sky Came Falling, Sleeping Giant, Slick Shoes, Slowride, Sly and The Family Stone, Small Towns Burn a Little Slower, Smashing Pumpkins, Smoke or Fire, Snapcase, Snuff, Social Distortion, Socratic, Someday Never, Something Corporate, Sonic Youth, Soul Asylum, Southcott, Spacehog, Sparkmarker, Speak 714, Speakerfire, Special Unit 2, Spitalfield, Sponge, Stabbing Westward, Staring Back, Starsailor, Stavesacre, Steel Dragon, Steel Train, Steppenwolf, Stereotyperider, Steve Miller, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Still Remains, Stole Your Woman, Stone Temple Pilots, Story of The Year, Stray Cats, Strength For a Reason, Stretch Armstrong, Strike Anywhere, Strung Out, Student Rick, Stutterfly, SR-71, Sublime, Suffocate Faster, Sullivan, Sunfactor, Sunny Day Real Estate, Superdrag, Sworn Enemy, Symphorce, Taking Back Sunday, Tatu, Team Sleep, Tears For Fears, Templar, Ten Yard Fight, Tera Melos, Terminal, Terror, Texas is The Reason, Texture, The 69 Eyes, The Absence, The Acacia Strain, The Academy Is, The Actual, The Advantage, The Aeffect, The Agony Scene, The Allman Brothers, The Almost, The Anniversary, The Appleseed Cast, The Aquabats, The Ataris, The Audition, The Autumn Offering, The Banner, The Bank Robbers, The Beatles, The Beautiful Mistake, The Berlin Project, The Big Screen, The Black Crows, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Black Keys, The Black Maria, The Blackout Pact, The Bled, The Blood Brothers, The Bouncing Souls, The Break, The Breeders, The Burning Season, The Business, The Buzzcocks, The Cars, The Casket Lottery, The Chariot, The Class of 98, The Classic Crime, The Code, The Commercials, The Confession, The Conseqeunce, The Cranberries, The Cure, The Damned, The Damnwells, The Dance Hall Crashers, The Darkness, The Dead Milkmen, The Decemberists, The Descendents, The Deviates, The Devil Wears Prada, The Distillers, The Donnas, The Doobie Brothers, The Draft, The Early November, The Engine Room, The Escape Engine, The Esoteric, The Fairlanes, The Fall of Troy, The Fight, The Filthy Primates, The Flaming Lips, The Flaming Tsunamis, The Forecast, The Format, The Fully Down, The Funeral, The Gadjits, The Getup Kids, The Gloria Record, The Godawfuls, The Goodwill, The Graduate, The Heuristic, The Higher, The Hippos, The Honorary Title, The Hope Conspiracy, The Human Abstract, The Human Host, The Hurt Process, The Hush Sound, The Imports, The International Noise Conspiracy, The Jealous Sound, The Juliana Theory, The Juliet Dagger, The June Spirit, The Junior Varsity, The Kicks, The Killers, The Killing Moon, The Kinison, The Kinks, The Know How, The Landslide, The Last Season, The Lawrence Arms, The Legion of Doom, The Living End, The Locust, The Loiterers, The Lowercase You, The Mars Volta, The Matches, The Melvins, The Midnight Society, The Misfits, The Missing 23rd, The Morning Of, The Movielife, The Murderdolls, The New Amsterdams, The Notwist, The Number 12 Looks Like You, The Oneders, The Panic Division, The Pavers, The Pharcyde, The Pilot Lies, The Pixies, The Planet Smashers, The Police, The Postage Era, The Prizefight, The Proclaimers, The Pretenders, The Promise Ring, The Queers, The Ramones, The Receiving End of Sirens, The Red Chord, The Red Death, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Refreshments, The Rentals, The Reputation, The Rocket Summer, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, The Schematics, The Sex Pistols, The Slackers, The Sleeping, The Sly Caps, The Smashup, The Smiths, The Snake The Cross The Crown, The Sound of Animals Fighting, The Spill Canvas, The Spin Doctors, The Start, The Starting Line, The Static Age, The Stryder, The Styx, The Suicide Machines, The Supertones, The Swingin Utters, The Sword, The The, The Toasters, The Tony Danza Tap Dancing Extravaganza, The Track Record, The Twilight Transmission, The Urge, The Used, The Vandals, The Ventures, The Viloent Femmes, The Virgin Spring, The Virginia Coalition, The Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Wallflowers, The Weakerthans, The Wedding, The White Octave, The Who, The Youth Ahead, The Zombies, These Arms Are Snakes, They Might Be Giants, Thin Dark Line, This Afternoon, This Day & Age, This Day Forward, This Is Hell, This Island Earth, This Providence, Thousands of One, Thrice, Throne, Through The Eyes of The Dead, Thursday, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Tokyo Rose, Tool, Tori Amos, Tower of Power, Traffic, Train, Treble Charger, Treephort, Trial, Tripping Daisy, Trivium, Trust Company, Tupac, TV On The Radio, Twelve Tribes, Type o Negative, U2, Ugly Kid Joe, Underminded, Underoath, Underscore, Unearth, Unsound, Unsung Zeros, Unwritten Law, Uriah Heep, US Bombs, Useless ID, Valencia, Valient Thorr, Van Halen, Vanessa Carlton, Vanilla Sky, Vanna, Vast, Vaux, Versus The Mirror, Vertical Horizon, Vinnie Moore, Vision of Disorder, Waking Ashland, Walls of Jericho, Washington Social Club, We Are the Fury, Ween, Weerd Science, Weezer, Westbound Train, Wester, Weston, When Eggs Collide, Where Fear and Weapons Meet, Whippersnapper, Will Haven, With Honor, With Resistance, Wu Tang Clan, Xecutioners, Yellowcard, Yes, Yesterday’s Rising, Yngwie Malmsteen, You In Series, Young Love, Zao, Zebrahead, Zeke, Zolof & The Rock n Roll Destroyer

Movies:

Evil Dead trilogy

Television:

Books:

The Exorcist, Napalm and Silly Putty, A Clockwork Orange

Heroes: