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Dennis

I sometimes watch pigeons having sex. It makes me feel just a little bit less lonely and unloved.

About Me

The easy one....
Create your own friendquiz hereand the harder one.
Create your own friendquiz here35 facts about me1. My name has 27 letters in it. 2. My Middle Name is michael 3. I dont eat bread often 4. Cereal is my favorite midnight snack 5. I can type faster not looking at the keys than when i look at them. 6. I dont care about spelling or grammer mistakes on AIM or in my blogs. 7. I can talk on the phone for hours with some people 8. I drunk dial 9. I drunk Myspace 10. I drunk text. 11. I try not to drink on weeknights 12. In grad school I averaged 11 hours of sleep a night 13. I like to compare myself to certain TV characters 14. I am typically a doormat to everyone 15. I drive faster when Rap comes on the radio 16. I'm 25 and I still get crushes 17. my man crush is Zach Braff 18. My favorite movies are about being confused 19. I am very confused 20. I over analyze just about every aspect of my life 21. I am in the friend zone so much that there is a wing named after me 22. I look damn good dressed up 23. I have had the same AIM name since 1998 (Den748) 24. Number 8 is my favorite number 25. I'll do ANYTHING for my friends (which many know and hence the doormat comes into play) 26. If i look you in the eyes, it means I am truely interested in what you are saying 27. I get caught lookin a lot. 28. My car has a manual transmission 29. I wish it were automatic 30. My new hangover cure is a cherry Icee..thanks jen
31. D-E-N-N-I-S DENNIS! (i think it is just as cool as the eagles chant)
32. When I drink, ask me anything and you will get an entirely too honest answer.
33. Any Sport, Any place, any time..lets play
34. I am so average it is disgusting.
35. If you give me a chance I promise you wont be dissappointed.

My Interests

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Music:

A little bit of everything depending on the mood.

Movies:

Garden State, For Love of the Game, Field of Dreams, Elizabethtown, Wedding Crashers, RENT, Tommy Boy, closer, Indiana jones....again..could go on forever..I like most movies

Television:

Scrubs, ER, Grey's anatomy, Entourage, Nip/Tuck, How I met your mother, ya know what..this list could really go on forever.

Books:

High Fidelity is right now my favorite, also liked angels and demons, Davinci kinda bored me, Catcher in the rye, 1984

Heroes:

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My Blog

Press Release from my team

    Recent events have caused the GM of the ball club to send Dennis O'Donnell back down to the minors. Although he pitched several good innings, he was unable to close the most recent ...
Posted by Dennis on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

Dont you wish they had a qb who put up numbers like this?

21/39 312 yds passing, 3 td's and 0 (that's zero) interceptions. and a rating of 105.  oh and in 3 games has not thrown an interception.Man he would be a great backup or even a starter on some te...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

Dennis' Semi-Annual Health Kick

I am not eating fast food or drinking soda again for 3 months.  Although I will continue to drink beer, I know it makes no sense but that's ok not much that I do does.I have also developed an add...
Posted by Dennis on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

those three words are said too much...they're not enough....

So it has been an incredibly long time since I have had a post about myself.  I kinda got away from those old posts where I bared it all for everyone to see. I kinda got away from showing just ab...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

Check out this event: Swedeland Softball Beef and Beer

Hosted By: DennisWhen: Saturday Nov 04, 2006 at 7:30 PMWhere: Swedeland Fire Company Social RoomKING OF PRUSSIA, PA 19406USDescription:Dennis Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Dennis on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

POPEYE IS DEAD!

it seems that the recent attack of e-coli was aimed at a man we all know and love.  Pop-eye has died at the age of really old. The FBI is seeking Pop-eyes arch enemy Brutus for questioning. Previ...
Posted by Dennis on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:08:00 PST

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

So last night I decieded that I was going to watch 2 episodes of entourage as I have seen almost nothing of this season..well those 2 episodes turned into watching this whole season up till now..and i...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:53:00 PST

Comcast can go to hell.

I am all moved in so if ya wanna come up to see me let me know.  I knwo ti is a bit of a drive so i dont expect too much.  But here are the directions...take the turnpike NE extension to the...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:24:00 PST

HA!

From Bill simmons Page 2 article on "how to spot casino trash"http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmon s/vault25. The guy who doesn't care that his cigarette is blowing right in your face...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

The first annual Dennis awards for myspace excellence

First award goes to Blog of the year (although it was written over a year ago). There were many very good blogs that I have read this year but one really captured a part of life we all have experience...
Posted by Dennis on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST