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Suavo McWilliamson

no my friend, i cant see you, this plate fungus obscures my view

About Me

some folk say my hair is made of a titanium alloy, and will survive a nuclear explosion... ... some people say i creep into peoples houses in the night and make a cup of tea, only to replace the tea bag and wash and dry the mug, making it appear that no-one was ever there... Some call Me Peppercorn... others know me as Cilit Bang... Some call me Mysterious Simon, The Small Dark Parrot Producer... well all i know is my real name... Dan Williamson. THINGS I LIKE- sex, guitars, drums, singing, sex, my hair, other people's hair, really great friends, staying up all night, parties, cake, sex, kick abouts on the park, Reggae Reggae Sauce, drinking, having a laugh, making music, watching live bands, LEEDS FESTIVAL! Rubicon, The Strokes, my family, pulling shapes, sex, being nice to people, helping old ladies across roads, almost getting arrested for stealing traffic cones, Tom Reeves (i love you man, keep being around), Amelia Bennett (stop drinking, keep making me smile my little spadge), Stef's second name (i love you), Jenny Williams (my TresEMME friend- if she asks me, which she does), Tim Beech (get a Job), Rob Wannop (put the guitar down), Helen Petit (u know it), Andy Makings (pie and chips forever), Ro-anne McCartney (i love you my indie friend), Laura Jones (see you soon), Lee Szypusz (city balls), Stacey Donohue (hope i spelt it right- you legend, see you next year!) Katrina Borroff (the force is strong with this one), The Bear (dont go to australia!), Chris and Lucy (have a happy marriage), Everyone at the Harrow (i'll be back soon), Scud (harrite you bad-ass mofokaaaah), The Strakers (so tall), Charlotte Kirton (you have my coat), Nathalie Reed (blonde genius), Matthew Stamp (let us rock), everyone else in my life who cares (i don't know how to thank you, maybe a tuna sandwich). cheese, crakers, guiness, climbing trees (i'm a monkey), meeting new people, meeting nude people, sex, playing gigs, back to the future, the 60s and 70s, great clothes, brighton beach, sex, big massive mondays, Super Stef saturdays, CARNAGE, when people tell me they want to be my friend, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE- 'by the power of greyskull!' Thundercats- thanks Amelia!Haway the lads.... language="javascript" (){document·write("jajaja...{}");}..

My Interests

Music and Film, Writing Music Live Music, Recording Music, Making Films, Drumming, Singing, Guitaring, The Sixties and Seventies (the decades, not old people), meeting people i don't know yet. Belly Button Fluff, how sounds and images can travel through air via the magic of technology,AND DRINKING HUGE AMOUNTS WITH THE PIE THAT IS ANDY MAKINGS, PIE AND CHIPS FOREVER

I'd like to meet:

a talking badger. Kate Bush 30 years ago. Kasabian, for a lads night out. people who make me smile. People who think that music is the greatest and most powerful force in the universe, a formidable and under estimated force, through which world peace could be a reality and not a dream, if people just LISTENED! i'd like to have God, Julian Casablancas and Charlie Chalk round for a cuppa.

Music:

The strokes, Kula Shaker, the Wombats, The Holloways, CSS, Digitalsim, Hadouken, Kasabian, Sigur Ros, The Libertines, Dirty Pretty Things, Hot Chip, Klaxons, Zero 7, Dead Disco, The Rolling Stones, the Beatles, the Pixies, Oasis, MAN IN THE CROWD, the fratellis, the Sunshine Underground, the velvet underground, Miles Davis, T.Rex, Led Zepplin, James Brown (funk meister), the who, The Long Blondes, 1990s, 80s matchbox b-line disaster, Public Enemy, Larrikin Love, the stone roses, The Exploding Plastic Inevitable, Paul Weller, The Jam, The Coconut Mule, Dan's Room, Dr Lucien Sanchez 'One Track Lover', Jefferson Airplane, FOALS, The Edge of The World, the Las, Arctic Monkeys, Manic Street Preachers, MC5, House of Pain, Albert Hammond jr, Hot Hot Heat, the Harrisons, From the shards of Comets, ...

Movies:

28 Days later is my current favourite, finding neverland is proper Empire as well, Bond films are funny, love to make films, Pulp Fiction, Belleville Rendezvous, Amelie, The Gift, STAR WARS (the oldies rule), Anchorman, Old School, Bubble, Stoned, Coffee and Cigarettes...

Television:

The Mighty Boosh!!!Mr.Ben,GARTH MERENGHI'S DARKPLACE "AM I HOLDING A CROCK OF SHIT?!",unfortunately i cant afford the liscence AND a beer fridge at uni so one or the other... Beer it is,THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING VIDEOS 2,Penny Crayon,Later With Jools Holland, Skins, GOTH DETECTIVES!!! Spaced, Champions League football, Thunder thunder Thunder Thundercats!

Books:

anyone know what this means?

Heroes:

Noel Gallagher of Oasis fame, Julian Casablancas from The Strokes, Superman, Spiderman, wacky waving inflatable arm flaing tube man, can anyone remember Super Grover from seseame street? him too. Jack White.CAPTAIN BOGROLL!!!