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jamie

THE PASTYSMASHER

About Me

im a happy, stress free guy who is content to stroll through life with out a care, i went to school in st austell cornwall but then moved to fivelanes a little village near launceston were ive spent many a drunken night ending up in the worst place in the world oasis. in the last few years ive travelled about a bit living in holland, northampton, warwick and many more places ive now moved to redcar to be with frankie but i still miss Cornwall ............................................................ ............................................................ ....... Stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive We are the dealers We'll give you everything you need Hail hail to the good times Cos rock has got the right of way We ain't no legends ain't no cause We're just livin' for today For those about to rock, we salute you......................................................... ............................................................ .....................................................
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: calum forster
Birthday: 17th may 1977
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Current Location: st austell
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6,3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: size 13 trainers
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: mighty meaty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hiya
Thoughts First Waking Up: frankie
Your Best Physical Feature: my biceps
Your Bedtime: midnight
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac donalds
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fucking aye
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: loads
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: all ways
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: old and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im never gowing up
What country would you most like to Visit: china
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Number of Drugs I have taken: loads
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: my tongue
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Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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You are Hulk Hulk 100% Iron Man 100% Spider-Man 60% Batman 60% Superman 40% The Flash 40% Green Lantern 40% Catwoman 40% Supergirl 30% Robin 30% Wonder Woman 10% You are a wanderer with
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My Interests

music , reading, beer , cider,vodka, partying wasting time on myspace..................................................... ............................................................ ... ................ INTERNET IS FOR PORN
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I'd like to meet:

Elvis , a dwarf Elvis inspersonator,and many others especialy bruce dickinson, Dave Murray, Adrian smith, Steve Harris, Janick Gers , Nicko McBrain,and to go out out on the piss with Paul DiAnno ............................................................ ....... ............................................................ ........ ..

Music:

anything loud and guitar based Iron maiden,dropkick murphys, less than jake, reel big fish , razorlight, killers,slayer,metallica,black sabbath,judas priest,placebo,dirty pretty things,feeder,jonny cash,green day, u2, and loads more i could name them all day. i really dislike utter shite from Xfactor or pop idol and that includes lil fuckin chris (what a tosser)
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


100%

Goth


45%

Skater


25%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%

Prepy


10%

Emo


0%

Trendy


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Movies:

comedys, dramas anything with gratuitous sex and violence is always good

Television:

American chopper, sci fi, comedies , films anything except crappy reality shows like pop idol and x factor these shows are the biggest pile of shite on the telly....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ....... THIS MY FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL TIME..
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Books:

terry pratchett,biographies and owt else i pick up ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................
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Heroes:

basil brush and the chuckle brothers are the true heroes of western society
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


83%

Buddhism


75%

Paganism


67%

agnosticism


63%

Islam


58%

atheism


46%

Christianity


33%

Hinduism


25%

Judaism


17%
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