Janjii Iskandar - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Ahadi. I was born on a Sunday.every weekend, i wake up at 8 in the morning. i have a cup of tea with honey. i sit and meditate on a cushion. that's till 8.30am. Next i don my plastic power rangers mask bought at a nearby (name witheld) night market. I put on black spandex hotpants and matching long-sleeved body fit scuba suit, and i run around in a nearby clearing.when i've beaten some guy in a sponge costume whilst donning my ranger outfit, and after i exchange moral teachings for the day with imaginary comrades, i go back up to my room and bathe, and do all that.then i take a komuter to kl Sentral, i sit down at the benches and sketch people, and try not to get caught looking at some fogie with fascination. you can visit my sketches on deviantart if you are able to read my cyber-mind.at around afternoon, when kl sentral gets wild with people on their way to bukit bintang, i hop unto the monorail and draw people on the monorail, especially german tourists. I target tourists that are lost and give them directions to get them even more lost. i believe that i would then be giving them unforgettable adventures in a foreign place. i should get paid for that.i lounge in the monorail until someone kicks me out. then i have lunch at mcdonalds, and only mcdonalds. McValue meal number 5, large, with a diet coke. i always shake the salt off my fries and then throw em away. i eat the salt.my dream is to one day run buck naked in the UM library with nothing to cover my body except old map-books from Tanah Melayu times.i take pictures of people with my camera, but they do not have patience with me, do not have faith in my skills or are just not there. so i take photos of myself. i hate photos of myself.i like to sing. i do it when no one else is around. otherwise, if there are, i whisper my songs. i hate my voice.sometimes when i am alone, i like to think i can talk to walls and paper.

My Interests

I wish i could do parkour.....

I'd like to meet:

haruki murakami Joss Whedon

Music:

orsons, nelly furtado, royksopp, kings of convenience, sigur ros, telepopmusik, junior senior, gnarls barkley, billy talent, dashboard confessionals, panic! at the disco. sinatra, holiday, otis redding, madonna(?), duranduran(?), spandau ballet (??!)

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Television:

Gray's anatomy, heroes, gilmore, antm, 3R. don't really watch that much tv. i make friends with my p2p...

Books:

CUE magazine, hehehe. Astonishing X-Men my life in a blue window sill the cold winters of Malaysian rainforests The Elephant Vanishes

Heroes:

anybody who's walked the walk and doesn't find the need to talk the talk

My Blog

herga

I came home to demon evening lights seeping in through the windows, curtains blooded and billowing and whispering menacingly all the disgust and curses so cursive and sharp it bleeds me before it touc...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:48:00 PST

el-ghoul

to all things that were, and will be, there will come an end. it is as certain as the uncertainty of it's time(nostradamus)my life stands before me in a sea of probabilities and yet the choice will be...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Buffy Quote .1

I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not the character, in particular, but the actual series. Therefore, if StarWorld were an actual human being, i would indeed kiss it for bringing back the whole team fr...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

grumpy old men

Heehee. the grumpy old man from next door reminds me of the grumpy old man downstairs in his toolshed and that inevitable grumpy old man in me. But the grumpy old man next door amuses me. I am sure he...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fungue

this whole eternity of shadowed, shallow, long lasting existence fails me. I tend to run towards the light just in time to see it end up being a train wreck waiting for me to invite it to happen. the ...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mujur ada harapan

opiate me with your beauty! fill me with the wonders of this thrilling moment with you as we spin and spin and spin and crash and as i lay on the floor with my head splattered open and my brain matter...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the doomsday device

sitting on a swing at 10 in the morning, her face was already oily from a morning's worth of hard labour. She moved from one room to the next in the big bungalow, rendering every surface and corner an...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mausimul Amtar fi baiti

Aina al-matar? Al-yaum harran jiddan kama ayyam ba'duhu... walakin, aina matar? Qad afraha al-ra'yah bi anzalilmatar li anna min yaum ila ahadalyaum harrrran, harran, harran
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

of nothingness and then some

it irritates me most that you can't cut your nails. they just remain at the same length they were when you were initiated, see, and coincidentally, my darkest day was also the day i couldn't find a ne...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dia cakap dia mau lari dari rumah

pada suatu hari, di pinggir sebuah kota, terbina sebuah teratak ajaib yang terapung di atas sawah padi. 'ah!' kata Ahmad. 'begitu menarik penemuan ini. aku mesti khabarkan hal ini kepada Rohimin.' ...
Posted by Janjii Iskandar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST