Colonel Flagg

My name is Samuel Flagg, but most of you know me as Colonel Flagg. Well since I was little I've always wanted to serve my country. So now I've been in military intellegence for twenty years. I would tell you what I do but then I would have to kill you. I would do anything for my country. I've even broken my arm to infiltrate a M*A*S*H unit. But I would advise you not to ask many any questions. I am very strongly anti-Communist. My job is to protect the American people from the Red Hordes trying to spread thier poison across the world.Quotes "I've trained myself not to laugh or smile. I watched a hundred hours of the Three Stooges; every time I felt like smiling or laughing, I jabbed myself in the stomach with a cattle prod.""My father touched me like that once. To this day, he still has to wear orthopedic shirts."