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Dr. Lemmy Scallion

God made you ugly, let me make you happy

About Me


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My name is Dr. Lemmy Scallion, I am a plastic surgeon from Syracuse, NY. I specialize in nipple recontruction and transplant.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. Dr Steve Brule "Living" on FunnyOrDie.com ..Fun people who love to talk about nipples.

My Blog

Porch Swing

Today I was minding my business, swinging on the swing and playing my banjo.  Then some asshole shows up and tries to play with me.  I smoked his ass and then punked him when he tried to sha...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 13:43:00 GMT