College, MENSA, cheese, that green stuff on bread, evil cherrypicker trucks, and drugs...wrong kind, I am in school to be a pharmacist.
I'd like to meet:
A midget smoking a pipe while standing under an umbrella shaped like a penis.
Music:
Anything that makes me want to slit my throat with a soup spoon...and Frank Sinatra.
Movies:
If you walk into Blockbuster, my favorite section starts on the west wall and goes over to the east one.
Television:
House, CSI, Bones, History Channel, Bloomberg, FSTV, and anything that will dull my senses enough to tolerate the victims of conformity that slither past in utter obliviousness.
Books:
Anything made of paper pretty much...except this damn Economics text...it's BLAH!
Heroes:
The guy who invented Astroglide.