College, MENSA, cheese, that green stuff on bread, evil cherrypicker trucks, and drugs...wrong kind, I am in school to be a pharmacist.
                    
                        I'd like to meet:
                        A midget smoking a pipe while standing under an umbrella shaped like a penis.
                     
                    
                        Music:
                        Anything that makes me want to slit my throat with a soup spoon...and Frank Sinatra.
                     
                    
                        Movies:
                        If you walk into Blockbuster, my favorite section starts on the west wall and goes over to the east one.
                     
                    
                        Television:
                        House, CSI, Bones, History Channel, Bloomberg, FSTV, and anything that will dull my senses enough to tolerate the victims of conformity that slither past in utter obliviousness.
                     
                    
                        Books:
                        Anything made of paper pretty much...except this damn Economics text...it's BLAH!
                     
                    
                        Heroes:
                        The guy who invented Astroglide.