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AJ

Don't touch that....cheeky monkey....

About Me

/:| Must I? I am far from proficient at self-evaluation and fear that I might offend some of you. Besides, I will be changing all of this as soon as I have time anyhow. So, why get too indepth.
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My Interests

College, MENSA, cheese, that green stuff on bread, evil cherrypicker trucks, and drugs...wrong kind, I am in school to be a pharmacist.

I'd like to meet:

A midget smoking a pipe while standing under an umbrella shaped like a penis.

Music:

Anything that makes me want to slit my throat with a soup spoon...and Frank Sinatra.

Movies:

If you walk into Blockbuster, my favorite section starts on the west wall and goes over to the east one.

Television:

House, CSI, Bones, History Channel, Bloomberg, FSTV, and anything that will dull my senses enough to tolerate the victims of conformity that slither past in utter obliviousness.

Books:

Anything made of paper pretty much...except this damn Economics text...it's BLAH!

Heroes:

The guy who invented Astroglide.