Paul

My name is Paul. It ain't that different of a name, but its better than Pubert. There have been a couple of times where i put on two different pairs of shoes and didn't realize till it was too late. This one time i pretended my dog died so i wouldn't have to give a guy a ride home. i don't like using my shift key cause its outta the way. i sleep on my couch even though i have a bedroom. one time i got calleded a Bob Dylan-Jew mutherfucker, and i said thank you. i really like when people like me...i can really respect that. i like to dance sometimes, but not really. i wish i worked at a sugar factory, yeah i do, i think that job would be sweet. i am galsh darn glad i don't work in a toilet factory, that just sounds like some shitty times.