Tony

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested." So now, all of sudden I'm... I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like... you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation and all the while you're just really wondering, "Are we gonna get hopped enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called "Just the Tip." Just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch Ouch, You're on My Hair."------------------------------------------------------ -----------------"You pull up by where she is, right? Before you get out of the car you lock both doors. Then, you get out of the car. You walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. You take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, let her get in and then you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you can get in...Dump her."-"Just like that?""Listen to me kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you, so you can get in, that means shes a selfish broad and all you've seen is the tip of the iceburg. You dump her and you dump her fast."