Characteristics of me for most of my life |
You know you're a band geek if...1. Band is your favorite sport.2. You hum band songs in other classes.3. You've ever done roll-step while walking with a full plate or glass to keep things from spilli...
Posted by lamar on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:30:00 PST |
if you want |
The rules are simple. Comment with your answers to the survey, then post this in your own blog and I'll fill it out about you.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I...
Posted by lamar on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST |
How to keep a healthy level of insanity |
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity1. At Lunch, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. ...
Posted by lamar on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST |
The Rules for Being a Democrat |
Rules for Being a Democrat&1.You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 2.You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow q...
Posted by lamar on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST |
The worst kind of relationship ever! |
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull o...
Posted by lamar on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST |
A Tribute to Anybody Who Has Ever Been a Wrestler |
WRESTLERS: Are the strongest fastest and smartest athletes in the world. But that's not what makes them unique. They are the MOST dedicated people in the world. They sacrifice their lives to a sport o...
Posted by lamar on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST |
The "How To Be a Girl" manual |
So one of my amazing buddies (Greg Smith) is a ninja and he snuck into the super secret girl hideout and stole the rulebook that every girl bases their life on and i thought I'd show everyone so...
Posted by lamar on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST |
this is the truth about us fella types |
GUYS AND OUR COMPLICATED WAYS1. Guys hate sluts.2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3. Guys may be flirting aro...
Posted by lamar on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST |
Think about it |
Month 1Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mo...
Posted by lamar on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST |
How Body Piercings Saved My Life |
When I was a little kid my parents talked about a friend of theirs a lot. My mom said she met him when she was a little girl and then my dad met him in high school. They told me all kinds of cool stor...
Posted by lamar on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST |
