Electronics, eBay, my kids, home improvement.
Not the Spammers. I don't need a mortgage, financial advice, prescription drugs, "dates", enlargement or reduction of any body parts. If you have something to sell, don't contact me, I'll contact you.
Alternative, but more like the popular adult alternative, not the really edgy stuff.
The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis
The Harry Potter series and The Hobbit but not the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Bruce Banner, his tag line might actually be better for me, "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."