KARN

Hey ranger! My name is, Richard Karn Wilson ( and I came out of my Mom's Va-Jay-Jay on February 17, 1956, in Seattle, Washington because thats where my mother kept her VaJayjay.)Generally speaking I am a seasoned American television actor, but when I make love to a woman I become much more than that silly label.I'm best known for my role as Al Borland, the sidekick (who quickly stole the spotlight) of Tim Allen's character, on the sitcom Home Improvement (1991–1999, eight years I'll never see again). In 2002, I replaced Louie Anderson as host of the game show Family Feud. Why? Well, who would you rather fuck? SURVEY SAYS,RICHARD KARN.Sometimes wenches call me "Richard Dawson, Jr.," because I and original Feud host Richard Dawson share the same first name. I'm set to leave Family Feud in 2006 and will be replaced by former To Tell the Truth's John O'Hurley. Why? Well, we Americans are trying to syndicate abstinence on high profile channels such as WCIU Ch. 26 Chicago and who would you rather fuck? SURVEY SAYS,RICHARD KARN.It is just like replacing Britney Spears with fat pregnant excess baggage (in child form) Britney Spears. What young man or Karn is gonna get all hot and bothered about that waste of Southern skin? SURVEY SAYS,STILL RICHARD KARN.