Three Days Grace, Seether, & Chicago!!! |
I just have to post this cause my summer was awesome! I love living in Hutch! Hutchinson is where the state fair is held. At the state fair there are always big concerts. This year there was...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST |
A new improved way to clean your toilet-LOL |
Toilet Cleaning Instructions :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST |
61 Quickies |
1. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
2. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
3. Just th...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
State Mottos |
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Pl...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
51 ways to annoy people |
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every h...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Top 10 things to say... |
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9."This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time ...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
LOL |
You know the world is off tilt when the tallest basketball player is Chinese, the best golf player is black, the number one rapper is white, and Germany doesn't want to go to war!!!
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Drunk... |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
Bri...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Now You Know Everything... |
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Some love facts |
Coffee Break Romance
It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages
a year now are directly traceable to romances
which begin during coffee breaks.
Engagement Lengths
The average engagement la...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
