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Cousin Shelly

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Hi Y'all My Name is Shelly or Cousin Shelly, I live in the sunny shores trailer park in Mexia, I have the 15th largest trailer in the park...and one of the nicest views of the pool. I have 6 kids, 4 of which have different baby daddys, and 2 with my current husband Jimmy. He has a good payin job at the safeway grocery store and says one day hes gonna buy us a brand new Airstream trailer, it would be a dream come true! I Used to work as a cashier at the safeway thats how me and Jimmy met, but after my 5th child i decided to take'r easy and just sit back collectin the old mothers allowence and pogey...although one day i aspire to be a singer and have even started workin on my very own self titled christmas album a cousin shelly christmas, my first release NOEL has already been heard on my cousin anna nicole smiths Tv show. I enjoy a little southern comfort from time to time, you can take the girl out of southern but you cant take the southern out of the girl if ya know what i mean!? Im also in charge of the annual trailer park games held every summer at the trailer park, last year i won the dirting contest when i slide half a mile in my underware after being thrown from the back of Jimmy's pick up truck, this year we plan to hold onto our title and do it all again...

My Blog

Anna Nicole Smith...a sad sad day

hey Y'allAs most of you know my cousin anna nicole smith passed early yesturday afternoon, we are uncertain as to what the fine details are of the events leading up this unfortunate occurance.I will k...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:45:00 GMT

Trailer park Garage sale

Hey Y'all,Today is garage sale day here in the Mexia trailer park, you know they say one mans trash is another ones treasure. Nothing tickles the ol' couter more then a day of trash huntin and garage ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:58:00 GMT

Lawn Darts Tournament...

So we held the first annual lawn darts tournament since 1989 when they banned it from the trailer park, and let me tell you what a Hella good time...I drank so much i damn near barely made it to the t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:59:00 GMT

Stolen Pick up truck

Hey Y'all,Last night Jimmy and I got pretty drunk and we think the pick up truck was stolen, I woke up in my underware and bra on the neighbours front yard...Im a thinkin we left the pick up some wher...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:39:00 GMT

Lawn Darts

Me and a few of the locals decided to organize a lawn dart tournament for this coming weekend, the trailer park banned lawndarts a few years ago when my sister Judy tossed one up in the air and i...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:46:00 GMT

A Cousin Shelly Christmas...

Just wanted to wish everyone a happy holiday!I know im very excited to see if i get everything i asked for, momma said she spent all day at the walmart buying our presents....Travis and Travis #2 my y...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:43:00 GMT

Willy, Big B and Me

Tequila and Beer = trouble! Tequila and Beer = trouble! Hey Y'allHave any of ya out there ever mixed tequila and beer?Me and cousin Wiggly Cloud decided that mixing some budwisers and tequila wo...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:58:00 GMT