I love to read, play music and hang out with my friends. Those are the things I do the most outside of the monetary world, which are two different worlds for me. Other than that I like looking at art, watching movies, and meeting new people who are not asshats. I am not an asshat. Nothing gets under my skin more than pretension. Modesty, self-parody, humiliation and tenacity are attractive qualities to me. I prefer the folly of mirth, to the indifference of wisdom.
Enough about me, time for LIMERICKS!!!
That Jew girl the famed Virgin Mary
Said, "Oh god! My cunt's got all hairy!
To Hell with Virginity!
I'll fuck the whole trinity!
I'm tired of vice solitary."
A rapturous young fellatrix
One day was at work on five pricks
With an unholy cry
She pulled out her glass eye
And said "Tell the boys I can now take on six!"
The Following Creedence is to all POSERS:
Oh Fools, The Pains Which Thou Takes To Hide What Thou Art
Are Far Greater Than Would Make Thee What Thou Would Seem
And The Children of Wisdom Shall Mock At Thy Cunning
When In the Midst of Security Thy Disguise Is Stripped Off
And The Finger Of Derision Hath Point Thee To Scorn
-Akhenaten
