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Michael mrPORSHA

If you lived here, you would be home by now!

About Me

See my web site! 30 pages to see. Click here
See my profile on LostCherry(like mySpace)
MyYahoo 360 Page! Click here

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M Modern
I Insane
K Kinky
E Enchanting
Name / Username:

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My Interests

My Kids, Fast Woman, Faster Cars, Boating, Cold Beer, Single Malted Scotch, Geek Stuff, RV/Tent camping, going to see SEAHAWK Football, getting the girlies drunk and making them do stuff they already want to do.

I'd like to meet:

The above slide show is a beautiful Condo for sale by owner in Bellevue. For more info please visit my site. CLICK HERE..

Music:

Click on arrow to see if you're a MySpace addict or on the next mySpace movie...3rd is a dance movie ;c)
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More Funny Videos at Crapazoid.com

Movies:

7, The Usual Suspects, Memento, The Thomas Crown Affair, A Clockwork Orange, 2001 a Space Odyssey, Lady Beware.

Television:

My name is Earl, Desperate Housewives, Simpsons, Grey's Anatomy, Survivor, Big Brother, Amazing Race, The NBA, The NFL, SportsCenter, The Apprentice, Trading Spouses, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.

Amsterdam Above ~ Seattle Below



Check me out!

Books:

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. -Ogden Nash

Heroes:

Praise the Almighty Porsche!
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My Blog

SAND & STONE

SAND    &    STONE TWO    FRIENDS    WERE    WALKINGTHROUGH    THE    DESERT.DURING &n...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST

Around the Corner

 Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old frie...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

Join my fastasy football league on yahoo.

Join my fastasy football league on yahoo. Hey all,this is a low profile league all done by yahoo...no draft yahoo does an auto draft of the teams. You have been invited to join knottiewood's Cust...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:17:00 PST

Leykis 101 for GIRLS

Remember there are ALWAYS exceptions to each of these rules...but generally very true.   If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop makin...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:31:00 PST

$119950 - Fixer 1910 cottage home in Historical area of Chehalis on hill w/ VIEW

What a view! This fixer cottage style home on Chehalis hill in Chehaliss historic housing district, featuring double paned windows to take advantage of the 140-degree view of the sunsets over the Ol...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST

GM VS. MICROSOFT

GM VS. MICROSOFTFor all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:58:00 PST

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?   All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?   It took five minutes for the TV to warm up?   Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? &nb...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:59:00 PST

Got math?

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no lon...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:23:00 PST

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss (Read this aloud - it's great!) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of t...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:18:00 PST

perfection

In life, you shouldn't plot for the perfect success, you should plot for the perfect failure. Imperfect success sits just fine with most people; "We don't care how we got here, we're here!!" they'll c...
Posted by Michael mrPORSHA on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:40:00 PST