Well, It all started when i was born. My parents decide to name me Derek James Seltzer XXXIV. I went on to win the 1947 World Paddleball Championship and lived a double life as a padiwan under Quigon Jinn. Shortly after conquering much of the Easter Tatooine my Jedi Master Quigon Jinn died. I moved back to the states and taught History at a local High School. This life was far to boring for a man like myself so I relocated to Cairo, Egypt for around 3 years (eastern pacific time) where i was the Pharoah and married a woman by the name of Prisilla the Giant....she tried to kill me. So I moved to Japan, where i became very large. This brings me to the next part of the "about me" journey. A good friend of mine, Godzilla decided that Japan was not enough of a market for our talents so we decided to move back to the states. After getting run out of the white house because of the watergate scandel I decided to move to Austria and bulk up my muscles. I returned to the states this time moving to California in hopes of winning numerous body building contests and launching my hanes underwear modeling/acting carrers. They were all a huge success. Now a days you can find me on dancing with the stars or at a local chairty event. %D%Athe boys and me: MISFIT FOOTBALL FOR LIFE Click here for your own Gators Myspace Layout
