i never had a chode

i'm dan i love ....tattoos and knives and things that can hurt. being sneaky, and taking my shoes off just to walk in the dirt.i like books but prefer to read maps. i don't lie, and i used to like the taste of stamps.the thing i hate most in the world is money. my favorite beverage is water, and i think confrontation is extremely funny.i don't call it 'pop' i call it 'soda'. i smoke camel and/or basic lights, and i really like short people like buddha and yoda.speaking at random is the shit. i go into long tangents, if you don't like either deal with it!i have so much to say all the time. my mom is 4'7", and this one time i had to play guitar with a dime.if what i said doesn't fly with you, i'll probably say something like "eh man, fuck you too."