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Mr Lemming

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Erm Well...Where to start am crap at talking about me weather in a serious context or as a joke i just can't do it.I cant spell for love nor money and to be quite frank i don't care i just though i'd warn you that reading on may prove rather hard. Mr Lemming will go to jail for ...

Using your dildo as a weapon of mass destruction

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Drama, Film, Read, Computer Games, having randon thoughts, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush Jr so I could laugh at him for being the worlds greatest (though deadly) comedian, and the first human to look more like an Ewok then a person.
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On a more serious note (haha never though I'dd type that) I'd quite like to meet Donald Woods, Denzal Washington and Bono.Oh yeah and me cos that would just be crazy and would go something like this. "Hello I'm you." "No I'm you and your me" "No I think you will find that I'm you and you are me." "No no you will find that I'm am right and thus I'm you and you are me." This would go on for sometime until (A) one of us backed down which is highly unlighty cos arguing with a brik wall is fun, or (B) I woke up and relised that the world is much safer with only one me. Although to Me's working together. HMMMMMMM

Music:

I'll listen to anyting ecept Hip Hop and most Rap. Other then that I'll give it a go. I'm currently listening to Loads of, Kutless, Pillar, Sanctus Real, Tree63, U2, R.E.M., Barenaked Ladies and Buckcherry. Though as I said I'll listen to anything.

Movies:

Well my favorite films Cry Freedom. Based on a friendship that develpoped in South Africa during apartheid. The book it was based on was one of the first insights the rest of the world had into the true nature of the situation. Its got one of my favourate actors in it Denzal Washington. I'll watch anything though provided theres no snakes. Though I can't guarentee I'll like it.

Television:

I love Scrubs, 24 and although its over Band of Brothers.As with most things I will watch anything with one exception. SOAPs particularly River City. Poorly scripted and the actings worse. Its managed to surpass the funny stage of BAD and gone streight to the "it's even embassesing to watch stage"

Books:

I read most things I get my hands on, my favorate books are:Asking for trouble - Donald Woods The Wind singer trilogy - William Nicolson

Heroes:

Donald Woods, is one of my biggest heros, what he did during the South African apartheid was amazing. Also Steve Beeko for the same reason I belive he is one of the biggest unsung heros of that time.Tom Hanks and Denzal Washington are also just cos i think there the best actors alive

My Blog

Whooo im alive

Well after dicing with death the other day over that bullitin thingy me flop i can safly say that im still here.. it was touch and go there for a bit lolanyways thats my scientific experiment for the ...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

This is the most stupid chain bullitin EVER

I just got read this chain bulletin and had to laugh and then repost it again cos its realy sad THESE THINGS ARE NOT REAL anyways i though i would share with you all the scary clown bulletin word for ...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST

Quote of the week...

This was said by some c4 spokes person today over the racism on BB i duno much about this but i thought this quotes knida contradicted itself"This morning we have clarified with Shilpa, and unequivoca...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

Merry New 365 days

Morning hows all my happy readers HAHAHAHAHAMr Lemming be rather board Luke is to. and i think i've loast the last remnents of my sanity why do i think this. Simple i just got back from Gullen with He...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

It's Been awhile...............I think

Right then Where to startATM am doing my normal round of nothing much am still jobless though im thinking that may be on the change around. What elseAm currently doing the Greenock Players Panto and l...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

Ok i said that i propaply would never do one of thesee but this one looks funny

1. Put your music player on shuffle.2. Press forward for each question.3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.I'm confussed by my results ive got 16. sommit GB of musice and in that list...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

Guess whats back...

Nothings Back thats what.just thought it may give and air of intrest to this wee bloggy bit...Ive got no idea what im going to write today to i will just see where my fingers and tiny wee mind take me...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

Drug Tests

Well today at 11 o'clock I had to wee into a plastic cup.Why? You may think. I'll tell you why. In order to get a job at amazon on must under go a drugs test.So I have duley wazed into a cup and to th...
Posted by Mr Lemming on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST