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The lady they call Claire

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About Me

A person can't be summed up in a paragraph...so I shan't try...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Movies! * Music * reading * walking in random shops * analyzing details of the randomnest and least important things ever * colors * taking pictures of people taking pictures * HOMESTAR RUNNER * corndogs * feeling the sun on my back * cuddling * pictures * whispering * flip flops * roller coasters * CHOCOLATE...at any time of day * COFFEE * belts & scarves * warm blankets fresh out of the dryer * swimming * star gazing * THE BEACH * SUNFLOWERS * desserts (COOKIES & BROWNIES please!) * friends * smiles and laughs *..

Music:

EISLEY!!! * Frou Frou/Imogen Heap * Madeleine Peyroux * Nelly Furtado * Beatles * Eisley * Jack Johnson * Fiona Apple * Gorillaz * Franz Ferdinand * Apples in Stereo * Keane * The Police * Maroon 5 * Radiolaria * Bob Marley * Coldplay * Norah Jones * Simon and Garfunkel * Michael Buble * Save Ferris * Saves the Day * Snow Patrol * Queen * REM * The Shins * Death Cab for Cutie * Dntel * Postal Service * Mates of State * Hey Mercedes * Mae * Copeland * All-time Quarterback * Frank Sinatra * Dean Martin * Nat King Cole * Ella Fitzgerald * Bobby Darin * Modest Mouse * Counting Crows * John Mayer * James Taylor * Weezer * Big Band Stuff * Django Reindhart * Smashing Pumpkins * Ramones * Cheap Trick * Third Eye Blind * UB40 * Sublime * Iron and Wine * Softies * Beach Boys * Damien Rice * Cranberries * SKA * Classical music * Reggae * 80s Music * Swing Music * Oldies ...and more

Movies:

Garden State * V for Vendetta * Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind * Super Troopers * Saved * Beautiful Mind * Everything is Illuminated * Fight Club * Marx Brothers movies * Star Wars trilogy * Lord of the Rings trilogy * Ace Ventura 2 * American Beauty * Yellow Submarine * Kill Bill * Amelie * I Heart Huckabees * Death to Smoochie * The Breakfast Club * Sandlot * Peter Pan (hehe) * Moulin Rouge * Chicago * Chocolat * Pumpkin * Lost in Translation * The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou * Royal Tenenbaums * Memento * Back to the Future trilogy * Monty Python's Holy Grail and others * Harvey * Philadelphia Story * Where the Heart Is * Eddie Izzard stuff * classic black and white movies (especially ones with JIMMY STEWART) * the entire collection of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers!

Television:

Don't have time....

Books:

Yes please White Oleanders * An American in Paris * Alice Walker stuff * The Bell Jar * Scarlet Letter * 1984 * Color Purple * Shakespeare * Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass * To Kill a Mockingbird * and yes, Harry Potter * CHRISTOPHER MOORE * LAMB" ' Be what you would seem to be' --or if you'd like it put more simply-- 'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would appeared to them to be otherwise.' " -- The Duchess; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Heroes:



My Blog

"Bombing for peace...

is like fucking for virginity."  
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

Fix me, fix us

Some days I find it hard to be optimistic and to believe there is more love in this world than pain. "All you need is love," but it seems like all you get is pain...if I'm not experiencing it at one m...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

The Number Game

I love tutoring math! I tutored two boys this last year..one from Novemberish, and one from March, I think...one was a senior in high school and one an 8th grader....Neither were doing good in their c...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

Alohamora

My boss finally bought a new computer! YAY! The one he has right now is a piece of shit...but the new one shall come in a couple days and all shall be well in the world of our office. Gonna go see Die...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

Dream foot coverage

I found and bought my dream shoes yesterday...well not precisely....the shoes I've dreamt of owning and looking amazingly seductive in for the last couple years have been a pair of fire-engine-red pum...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:28:00 PST

- continued

My pain is gone...it was mere physical pain that aggravated me...but I still cry by the pains going on in my family right now.....problems that need fixing but can't and problems that can be fixe...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

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I don't feel well....at all. I'm overwhelmed by my own pain and the pain of others right now. the end.
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST

females...get it together!

LABIAL REDUCTION SURGERIES!?!?! What is WRONG with the women of the 21st century?? Why so ridiculously insecure? And the best part...the insecurities arise from themselves and other women...not men. B...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:59:00 PST

More Moore

Why do people knock down Michael Moore for not presenting a fair and well-balanced argument? His documentaries and tv shows are his pieces of work, his views, his argument....they're not supposed to b...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

USPS...bite me!

For those of you who don't know, I work for Farmers insurance...and we do a lot of mailing.....the USPS raising the price of mail SUX ASS!!! ARG! They can't raise it again for a long time!   btw,...
Posted by The lady they call Claire on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:14:00 PST