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Derek Ryan

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About Me

The Dancing Dog will answer any questions you might have... LISTEN TO HIM CAREFULLY!!!
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My Interests

Hardcore high-risk kung-fu military manouvers behind enemy lines...But in my quiet time: Failing to learn how to play a guitar, climbing things I'm too old to climb, wildlife in it's many wonderful and freaky forms, reading graphic novels (that's comics, man, admit it!) oh, yes, and drinking tea

I'd like to meet:

Everybody... at least once.

Music:

Stevie Wonder has everything you need to know

Movies:

Groundhog Day, Anchorman, The Producers, Serenity, Aliens, Shaun of the Dead, anything by Stanley Kubrick, anything from The Coen Brothers, most anything from Tarrantino and Scorcese

Television:

Phoenix Nights, Spaced, Firefly, Scrubs, The Might Boosh, Weeds, Anything with Attenborough.

Books:

Read anything you can by Alan Moore...

Heroes:

David Attenborough for President of the Planet!

My Blog

The Code of Chivalry (Updated)

http://tinypic.com " target="_blank">..http://i23.tinypic.com/19p01w.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> THE CODE OF CHIVALRYTo Live One's Life so that it is Worthy of Respect an...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST

Every intelligent criticism of the Bush Administration...

In ten minutes flat. An amazing indictment of Bush/Cheney by American media.It's Time To Resign - Olbermann Commentary Add to My Profile | More VideosEloquence like this is why I don't at...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

Why, Why, Why? The answers..

I've seen these question posed on he internet many, many times.. clearly people need answers here... so I've taken it upon myself to put you all out of your misery.Don't thank me just yet...Why, Why, ...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST

Do YOU know the REAL Derek Ryan?

Based on a question posed to him recently about whether there was anybody out there who really knew him, Derek Ryan has ego-maniacally compiled a test to answer the very question... cos he's the consi...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

A new low in Myspace etiquette

Okay, this is a new low..We all get friend requests from bands ("The Goldfish Experience" has 143708 friends!!) looking to publicise their inane and bland music, bored american schoolgirls looking to ...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

One question, One honest answer results

In response to Damon Blake 's excellent point:"this one question, one answer nonsense: how is this shit any fun if it's private.what are you, sixteen and scared someone will find out you were fingerba...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

Some o' dem survey tings

I've been doing a lot of these lately and think I'd better stop. Clearly I have too much time on my hands.... anyhoo, before I do here are the greatest hits... but I've no idea why you'd wanna read th...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:35:00 PST

Alexei Sayle unveiling the comedian mind?

A magnifient article by Alexei Sayle. An accomplished comedian commenting on the psycological pitfalls of the profession.Just in case any of of ye were wondering about your mental state.... Or whether...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:19:00 PST

Greetings from beyond the equator...

Right from the offset, I should point out how difficult it is to type this... as the suncream and sweltering heat are making my fingers slip on the keyboard and I'm mildly bombed from drinking 6.7% be...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Look at me Ma! Top of the world

It's official... I've finally made it in the world of stand-up...   The irritatingly talented Mr. Robbie Bonham has somehow seen fit to add me to his "Other Comedians" list   http://www.robb...
Posted by Derek Ryan on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST