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Joy Joy Tiffany Simmons

Joy Joy Tiffany Simmons (yeah, I got a middle name - and what? You wanna make something of it?)

About Me


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Hi, I am Joy Joy Tiffany Simmons (aka Joy Joy). IF YOU CAN'T TELL, I AM A DOG. I DON'T CARE ABOUT NIPPLES UNLESS YOU HAVE EIGHT OF THEM! I WON'T ADD YOU UNLESS I KNOW YOU OR YOU ARE A DOG. GOT IT? DON'T SEND ME PRAYERS ABOUT HUMAN THINGS, DON'T SEND ME PERSONAL REQUESTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME... I DON'T GO THAT WAY! I AM NOT THAT KINKY... I LOVE OTHER DOGS AND ONE CAT. I am a Greyhound and Labrador mix. I am from Florida. I lived in St. Petersburg before my current owners found me in the newspaper. They got me for free. My previous owner seemed pretty decent too. I live with my family in St. Petersburg. I love long walks, but I don't get them enough. I love playing with my girl, Hayley. I love wearing thongs...(see photo to the left) and running! I love my owners. I really love it when my girl, Bean, sings to me at night or sits on top of me and hugs me so tight. She is my bestest friend. The new addition to the family is a baby... She gives me all of her baby food when she doesn't finish! I just love that! I am spoiled.
I hate thunderstorms and fireworks... Welcome to MySpace...
ME SINGING.............. WITH MY GIRL!

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My Interests

I HAVE GREYHOUND LEGS FOR SURE! I WORK OUT!Boating, walking, catching stuff, running, playing with kids, and eating really good ribs.

I'd like to meet:

Any other dogs out there with the same interests...

Music:

"Who let the dogs out" by Baha

Movies:

Shaggy Dog, Cats and Dogs, Lassie (of course), Garfield & Oddie, 101 Dalmations, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Balto, Benji, Old Yeller (sad movie), Clifford, and Shiloh.

Television:

Yeah, I watch it curled up on the couch with my mom.

Books:

I don't have much time for that.

Heroes:

Lassie, hands down... for her strength and experiences. For her ability to communicate with humans the way she does. It's almost effortless!

My Blog

Understanding Dog Crotch Sniffing...

I'd like to talk about the art of crotch sniffing... Some dogs have it all wrong. They make it so obvious... You gotta make it seem like you aren't doing it to be successful...   Humans seem to ...
Posted by Joy Joy Tiffany Simmons on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST