The Dee (patent pending...)

About Me

I am bottled fizzy water and you are shaking me up. You are a fingernail running down the chalkboard I thought I left in third grade. Now my only cultivation is that this could not last forever even though you're singing and thinking how well you've got it made.
Who are you? When will you be through?
Yeah. Its just a phase. It will be over soon. Yeah, it's just a phase. Yeah its just a phase.
Call it women's intuition but I think I'm on to something here. Temporaryism has been the black plague and the Jesus of our age. I know that I sound opinionated, maybe biased and quite possibly jaded but sooner than later they'll be throwing quarters at you on the stage.
Who are you? When will you be through?
Yeah, its just a phase. It will be over soon. Yeah its just a phase. Yeah its just a phase and I'm waiting for it to be over too.

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My Interests

I hate filling these out cause no matter what you put, you always end up looking like a twit. Photography, Geeks, games, art, GTA.
www.principiadiscordia.com - www.penny-arcade.com - www.thinkgeek.com - www.normalbobsmith.com - www.somethingawful.com - www.albinoblacksheep.com - www.maddox.xmission.com - www.fat-pie.com- www.humanflipbook.com www.wikipedia.org

I'd like to meet:

Eris, the Goddess of Chaos!

Music:

I used to have a ton listed here for music, but then I tried to add a video to my page and it erased all of them. Bah. Now I'm just too lazy to fill this shit in right now. That's okay, nobody really pays attention unless there's a picture.

Movies:

May, Bubbuh HoTep, Last Minute, Monty Python (All), Evil Dead Series, Army of Darkness, Silence of the Lambs (and all sequils and prequils), Pi, Michael Moore documentaries, Rock Against Bush DVD's, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. I & II, CoJo, Thirteen Moons, Kung Pow, A Clockwork Orange, Dead Poets Society, Clerks, Exorcist and Exorcist: The Beginning, A Boxcar Named Desire, The Crow, A Little Princess, Nightmare On Elmstreet (all Freddy Movies), ChildsPlay (all), Hellraiser ((all) and all associated Clive Barker), this list is ever expanding

Television:

[adult swim]

cartoon network

fuse
comedy central

history channel

animal planet
national geographic channel

Books:

Clive Barker, Ann Rice, Cynthia Rylant, Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea, Michael Crighton, Franz Kafka, Hardcore Zen by Brad Warner (dude, you changed my perspective),

Heroes:

Your mom, cause you're ugly and she still loves you.

My Blog

I’m trying something new

Zazen. It does wonders.I feel like my head has been clearing up over the last few months.I'm thinking about starting my own business. Small, but a business it will be. I have gotten ...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST

Phone Etiquette

HOW TO DIAL OUT 1. Dial 9 2. Wait for beeping sound. Hang up. 3. When phone rings, pick up receiver. 4. Dial 1-800-555-19...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST

Title Pending

Time does not exist. It is a figment of our imagination. It can be a comfort or a curse depending on when (haha) and where you are. And like "god", realizing it's lack of existance d...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

Pictures of a real live monster!

Photobucket AlbumPassword is: LittleMonsterBy the by; this is Uncle Jimmy....
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST

Hey, It's Bob Wehadababyitsagirl

She is finally here. Our daughter is here. After 17 long hours of labor and 1 hour and 41 minutes of screaming and pushing and pain she finally is in our lives. I really dont have en...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

Adventures of The Dee!

It has been exactly one month and three days since I left the general vacinity of Grand Mound on my big trek across the globe (or a very small portion of it that a couple hundred dollers will get me t...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

i lack the ability to be articulate

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,in secret, between the shadow and the soul.I love ...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:51:00 PST

want to go spelunking?

Well, you cant! The caves are frozen and they are hereby off limits for the next three to four weeks due to repairs. Sorry for the inconvenience. -Manager and Staff...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:41:00 PST

i feel like an asshole

and there's nothing i can do to make anything better because im so fucking far away i want to hug i want kiss i want to cuddle i want my bobdamn kitties it takes so much for me not to just take a pill...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:02:00 PST

What's holding me back?

So... I went to the doctors today. Great. I thought everything was fine after the last few visits. Psyche! Got a call yesterday. Ms. Elkins? Yeah. This is Tammy from the Portervil...
Posted by The Dee (patent pending...) on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:57:00 PST