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Gards fucked a matress and fucking admitted it to JONAH, WHAT WAS HE THINKING, wonder if he thinks a

About Me

what to say about me, well im a 21 yrd old lad thats originally from Benchill Whythenshawe but i move to Handforth on the north cheshire to south manchester boarder and theres where i have been for the last 12 years, i like loads of things mainley working and getting pissed and having a laugh with the lads {jonah, rob, joe, gazz{gary}, wowzers bowzers, craig, mat, pete and marie-claire, frodo, shay and umpa to name a few yet to the ones i havent named i havent forgotten about you}, i like sport, football and rugby, i support FC United of Manchester although my heart belongs to the "real" united and as per usual ppl believe that all of us are jumping on the fuck glazer band wagon well truth be told i havent been old trafford much the money was being an issue then yet i have loved that team since i was 3, i remember my first match i watched so for 18 years i have loved that club and i loved it enough to tatoo myself for life with there initials, and for some ginger twat yank to rip the soul out of our club and sell us down the river well he can take a running jump son shine coz i will die before that cunt gets a penny out of me. i will never buy a united shirt again whilst he is there its been too long that the fans of that club have come second to the business. what the fuck has happened to english sport, when did the love for the game die and love for the money begin. Its a shame that what we love so much simply doesnt care aslong as we pay up. Its now the fans of all clubs that see it as a sport and the managers/players/agents and share holders dont care as long as they get there dividends at the end of the week soon it will all crumble and that will be a sad day for all.... enjoy the stroke glazer you cockface. back to the point i love music, really getting into Kasabian at the moment fucking well good listen to a tune called Shoot the Runner i love it. i love women as well but what self respecting man doesnt, and being as proud manc as i am, i dislike scousers the following dont apply to that rule Wayne rooney, Dan "THE MAN" Charlton and john john altough you are dying to be mancs deep inside and you know what im on about charlton. lol i have 5 sisters i love them all even we dont always seem eye to eye in times when i needed them most that always been there. i like a good night out you have to get tp scouseland itsa a quality night out when all the students are out and whatnot and of corse the motherland itself manchester the best night out ever speak soon kiddy winks karl

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My Interests

music and movies, i like indie music, Oasis and stuff like that although i do listen to a little of eveything, i like my footy fc united of manchester are he team for me, and i like to read, other than that sex, booze and rock and roll

I'd like to meet:

If a man could have a echilon or a fictitious dinner party to which he cold invite any man/woman from history into it i would have to have these guys in there for vairous reasons firstly noel and liam gallagher, noel for his insparational lyrics although they are simplitic in reading they are always profound and monumental in meaning hes my all time favourite artist, liam because he is liam and why would u want any other reason. Kelly jones would defo be up there coz hes an awesome man with the way he writes a tune to the way he performes and for the fact that hes fucking cool just gets him in there, Ryan adams because he is a genius with all his songs although a little strange. Id have to have alex furguson up there just coz ive supported man united all my life and with him joines matt busby and eric cantona and roy keane. muhammed ali would be up there and also georgie best and then to the lesser famous people, boothy brayfwaite, dan "the man", jonah, joynes and the rest of the boys just for the good times. all are inspring one way or another
Name: Karl Roy Moylan
Birthdate: 10/3/86
Birthplace: Whythenshawe, Manchester
Current Location: Handforth
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11
Weight: 14 stone i think
Piercings: none
Tatoos: 4
Overused Phraze: living the dream
FAVORITES
Food: italian
Candy: lion bars
Number: 18
Color: red
Animal: shark
Drink: coke
Alcohol Drink: fosters
Bagel: no
Letter:
Body Part on Opposite sex: tits and ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mac d's
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: niether
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: when im bothered
Most Missed Memory: sex with an ex
Best physical feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: sex
Goal for this year: dont have one
Best Friends: rob,jonah,pete,waters,bailey,joe,harry, so so so so so many
Weakness: cant say no to a beautiful woman
Fears: getting old
Heritage: irish
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yeah
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: yeah
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been beaten up: yeah
Ever beaten someone up: yeah
Ever Skinny Dipped: yeah
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long: shoulder length
Height: smaler than me
Style: her own
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: so so so so so so many
What country do you want to Visit: canada/aussie land
How do you want to Die: off the empire state building
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah
&..39;Do you like Thunderstorms:' yeah there well good
Get along with your Parents: mum
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: you could do a lot worse but it isnt my opinion that matters is it
Want to go to College: been
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yeah
Shower Daily: yeah
Been in Love: yeah
Do you Sing: i do a mean bohemian raspsody
Want to get Married: yeah
Do you want Children: yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: only my son alexander roy moylan{if i have one}
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ive lost it thanx
Hate anyone: yeah a few ppl
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Music:

I grew up on music from both sides of my family my mum was always the deep purple and scorpian fan mixed in with a little bit iron maidan and metalica, yet my dad was the marvin gaye, cranberrys fan mixed in with guns and roses, when i was 5 or 6 there came a revloution in music that they called BRITROCK from the bands like Blur and Pulp and the beautiful south came a fucking monster band that has stuck with me since they were called OASIS and from that first line of the first song i heard of theres "Maybe i dont really wanna know,how your garden grows coz i just wanna fly" i fell in love and it inspired me into that musical sector till the day i die, im a huge fan of oasis as well as, Kasabian,Stereophonics,The Verve, Richard Ashcroft,The stone roses,Ian Brown,Bob dylan,The Beatles,Razorlight,The View,Greenday,Marvin gaye and really allsorts if its a tune ill like it. Im into rock as well like G'N'R and Queens of the stone age. im not a huge fan of rap and i hate R.N.B and pop, but take that away and im in for anything but my fundamentals will always stay the same.

Movies:

anyone that knows me well,knows that i love films there has many a convo with mr.gardiner concerning the atributes and the beauty of such a sector in my life. i have loads and loads {although gards simply puts any man alive to shame with his collection i am at least a good second} my favourite films i would have to say are gangster related such as, the godfarther trilogy, goodfellas, casino, donny brasco, the long good friday, pulp fiction. but i love films my favs are The Godfarther part 1, Goodfellas, pulp fiction, saving private ryan, the green mile, galdiator, clerks, clerks2, anything really thats good,well acted and well made, yet im not a great fan of matt damon and ben affleck yet even i can say the departed damon was the shit and affleck was quality in chasing amy, the only director i feel that should be shot for his crimes againt film is michael bay{and i know gards would agree} all ill say is this PEARL HARBOUR.need i say more if u want a good recomendation see the new harry potter film not only is he pimping but hes living the dream, a quality film

Television:

Truth be told i watch the same shit over and over and over again when it comes to t.v yet there are some programs that are beyond perfection the primary one being the Soprano's it has to be the best show of all time, the best script,actors,stories,everything i just love it and im a complete fucking geek on it aswell.

Books:

for years i wasnt into reading untill i was in 5th year of high school we were doing this book called 'of mice and men' by john stienbeck and from that i lernt to absolutly love reading from never being able to get past a chapter im now reading 3 books at a time lol, so heres some books i truely do recomend. of mice and men by john stienbeck, The Godfarther by mario puzo, Omerta by Mario puzo, The Green mile by steven king, Gangsters and goodfellas the story of henry hill by henry hill and gus russo, all harry potters by j.k rowling wiseguy by nicolas pillegi, the last of the scilians {the pizza connection} by ralph blumenthol,"CHOPPER" by Mark brandon "CHOPPER" read, Preditor by Patricia Cornwell. thats just some of them anyways trust me there all excellent books ..
You Are Wind
Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you
You are best known for: your wrath
Your dominant state: commanding What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
You scored as Skittles/Gummi Bears, You are Skittles/Gummi Bears. You are very adventurous and love to try new things. You are creative, artistic and have a wide variety of friends and interests - you might have a hard time choosing mates or careers.

Skittles/Gummi Bears


85%

Hershey Bar


80%

Twix


70%

3 Musketeers


55%

KitKat/Crunch Bar


55%

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup


55%

Jolly Ranchers


40%

M&M..'s


40%
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Heroes:

over the past few months the term that is hero's has really come to light with me, ppl that know me know that things with me and some of my friends havent been easy and are only set to get harder, but even know socialty deems us bad men even though some people turn there backs on us playclate the fact there somehow better than us, i myself have a group of lads that have stuck with me through thick and thin and i know they do now as they always will, these lads have seen me in the worst light and have simply said no matter what happens were here for you, they say when the chips are down you know who your friends are and ppl there no more truer statement i havent time to go into everyone that i know but i want to make a special mention to some ppl i am proud to call friend and i would be proud to lay my life on the line for, jonah, boothy, all the joynes clan, bailey, age, joe, gards, hannah, pete, marie claire, big dave, carly {cool as fuck}, gaz and craig, wowzers bowzers, amy,{fit} and everyone of my family, these people are the cream of the crop for me there are so so many more people but to name every last one would be to much and i simply cant be arsed. but these people are heros to me simple as that. i would also put the following in this catagory for various different reasons. noel gallagher, liam gallagher, frank gallagher, george best, peter shemicheal, jimmy hendrix, bob dylan, mike tyson, kelly jones, eric cantona, john lennon, al pacino, robert de niro, eric cartman, randy marsh {stans dad}, butters, homer simpson, prince

My Blog

sessions are far from over

It started on a saturday with a serverly hungover head and a heart beat thats as irratic as a spanner playing the drums, i got up and was awaiting jonah for over weekly omarge to the wilmslow constabu...
Posted by effing moose on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:08:00 PST

liverpool

i often wonder to myself in this day and age what has happened over the how many years in the north west of england, warring cities in then warring within your own city with the opposite side manchest...
Posted by effing moose on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:57:00 PST

firtst impressions were never my strong point

as a sociaty we have been forced fed the usual shit and had it called sugar when it comes to living in this toilet called england wheather it be from why the buses are always late to why the tramps ar...
Posted by effing moose on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

a wob ba ballo bob a wob bambo

Im a simple man in many things i like the simple things in life such as enoying a good pint of the finest auatrailian lager or enjoying the company of a good lady and having half and hour to an hours ...
Posted by effing moose on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

the big brother house the perfect housemates and the perfect house

hey ppl since they, the ppl that run the t.v and particular the rodents that are channel 4 decided to shove a bunch of twats in a house that no1 knows i decided that id rather shove my head in bucket ...
Posted by effing moose on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

new years

the legandery party that was at matt baileys house the other night simply fucking rocked beyond belief to all those that went and havent seen the pics or to those who wana check it out, www.myspace.co...
Posted by effing moose on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

lost and found

we have an update from last nights misdamenours lol, my step farther has been declared found after an expedition to sale, for those that arnt famliar with the layout of manchester and handforth, its a...
Posted by effing moose on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:01:00 PST

christmas list

my christmas list of events this wonderful year, 1}woke up at 8.30am 2}went down stairs with forced smile to do the inaine task of opening presents 3}made family bacon buttied half fried hallf grill...
Posted by effing moose on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST