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Ass Ass In

Security and certainty are illusions. They do not exist in my world. The security I enjoy comes from

About Me

I'll keep this short and sweet, there's not all that much to me. Biggest and best news is that i have finally made it to virginia and bought a house, and in said house I have the woman that makes me smile, and wonder what i've been doing without her for so many years and wonder if it's possible to love someone more. Yes, it's you Annastajia, Jezebel or Babs. Pick one. I also now have a yard in which my retarded dog Taterface can graze on clover and eat rocks to his little hearts content. Other than that......not a whole lot going on in my world.

My Interests

Tattoos, avoiding my workplace and coworkers,guitar, laughing at my own dry humor...............swimming, Guinness. Anything with an engine big enough to make my soul vibrate. Bikes, custom fabrication, welding.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that wants to give me free stuff.........Sailor Jerry would be cool. Paul Booth would scare me. Maybe Filip Leu. Anyone..................just be my friend.......sniff.

Music:

Anything and everything. With the exception of rap and hip hop, or any other form of talentless computer generated dreck. I think Henry Rollins put it best, "What are you ................a record player player?" Favorites would include As I Lay Dying Bleeding Through Mastodon Shadows Fall Burnt by the Sun Converge Coheed and Cambria Ben Harper High on Fire Coalesce Mars Volta Eric Sardinas Slaid Cleaves Deadspeak TRUTH Children of Bodom and about a million more.........this would take entirely too long....but you get the idea....

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Hunted, NARC , Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock and the original Walking Tall.

Television:

Friends (proud owner of all nine seasons) , CSI The Shield, and 24. Not a big TV fan. I have to watch everything with Icelandic subtitles and it's hard to tear your eyes away from the gibberish trying to figure it out.

Books:

You've seen a Grown man cry, now watch him die" or anything else by Henry Rollins and anything by Tom Brown Jr. Piers Anthony is a twisted fuck, Chuck Pahlaniuk, genius. Lately though i've been reading rate manuals so i can be the best on this damn test and the navy will pay me mooooore money.

Heroes:

My dad, me, Master Chief Dollins, Tom Brown Jr., Hank.