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P to the ORNO

'Working and driving are for chumps'

About Me


/aMy names Shane, not a bad bloke. Like heaps of shit, but hate taxi drivers and cops. So if your either... fuck off! hahaha nah get amongst it

My Interests

Football (the mighty Hawks) Cricket, Skydiving, Keeping fit, Music, Meeting new people, Drinking and partying with friends, snowboarding, finding that taxi driver that stole my mobile phone (mutha F@#ker),And summer... ooohhh yes summer bring on the cold ones!

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting new people all the time. Chopper Reid would be sweet, Ron Jeremey Jake the MUSS, Bender off futurama, homer simpson, The BUCK from jagermeister, the taxi driver who stole my mobile phone (Mutha F#@cker, oooohhhhh i would like to give that punk a six hit grease lightning combo to his thai green curried arse!!,or maybe this will do.... Also there is this bum down the street, but he's always asleep. Maybe i should just wake him up and buy him a coffee scroll and orange juice, and maybe a new hat and a packet of cigarettes? Bwahahaaha

Music:

Heaps of stuff, My air band, AIR RAID first then all kinds from hip hop to reggae, but maily rock and metal music. Stuff like ACDC, papa roach, metallica, tool, blindspott, breaking benjamin,gyroscope, i am spartacus, strange karma, airbourne, cockfight shootout, the ladyboys, kiss, zero by none, grinspoon, alter bride, alexisonfire, artic monkeys, audioslave, the black keys, block party, buckcherry, karnivool, butterfly effect, COG, disturbed, eagles of death metal, the valentino's, fire underground, the lazy sons, rincon, flyleaf, godsmack, guns & roses, hawthorne heights, incubus, jet, john butler trio, xavier rudd, killing heidi, kings of leon, limp bizkit, something with numbers, lost prophets, muddvayne, mogwai, nirvana, pearl jam, pennyise, plain white T's, powderfinger, Rage against the machine, chilli peppers, saliva, seether, silver chair(old stuff), Smashing pumpkins, staind, steel dragon, strata, the strokes, superheist, velvet revolver, the white stripes, 2Pac, Biggy, Dr dre, wolfmother, yeah yeah yeahs, heaps more but i just cant think!!!

Movies:

Brokeback mountain...umm no thanks, more like the terminators,Blade trilogy, longest yard, gladiator, top gun, shawshank redemption, most action and comedies. And anything with jenna jameison and Jessica Rabbit haha yeah baby

Television:

Thank god your here, the simpsons, futurama, supernatural, and SBS Porn, nah haha actually of course!!

Books:

Cant read LOL, i actually have not read a book for a long time. Probably just Alan Carr's easy guide to give up smoking. Champion book!!! OH and i forgot to mention the last 12 to 15 years of Picture and Playboy. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Heroes:

Plenty of them, oooohhhh aaaahhhh Glenn McGrath, bowling Shane (aussie cricketers), chopper reid, alan carr, steve erwin (R.I.P), Spidey, hugh heffner, my true friends and family. And of course Homer Simspon and SpiderPig No F**KEN COPS!! HAHA SORRY FERAL

My Blog

Yasmin's Tag

RULES: each player of this game starts off with "10 weird things/habits about yourself." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clear...
Posted by P to the ORNO on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

Pornapalooza

  Hey People,           Just a few words about the success of pornapalooza '06'. We had a fucken wicked turnout with over two hundred people rocking t...
Posted by P to the ORNO on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

parklife

  Ok cowboys, all nearly went to plan on the weekend. Went to the parklife festival on the weekend, what a kick arse day. The sun was out and the music was good. People everywhere, and having a b...
Posted by P to the ORNO on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST

weekends

   Holy shit life is a beautiful thing! Summer is just around the corner, so the beers will flo even more with the chicks walking by. Yeehaaaa Me and the boys are heading down to the sidney ...
Posted by P to the ORNO on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:17:00 PST

Good shit, Bad shit

   Just been having big weekends as usual, drinking with family and mates. Sweet times. Went back home on the weekend and smashed down too many bourbon cans with my brother and his new littl...
Posted by P to the ORNO on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST