A talking elephant - or any animal for that matter. I would perfer that they spoke English (only so i could understand them) but if they didn't I would for sure look into learning whatever language they did speak. The LOCH NESS MULLET - I hear that dragon tattoos, and one crazy mullet make this creature quite an awesome phenomenon. I am always on the look out! Someone who loves to have as much fun as me and enjoys a good dance party... are you up for the challange?