Life is what you make it! |
So its been forever since Ive done one of these things. Life has changed quite alot since I last did this. Some of which has been a roller coaster, but most of it has been pretty good. I did get bac...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:45:00 GMT |
This Is To All My Friends and My Loving Family!!! |
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:02:00 GMT |
FUCK PEOPLE |
So tonight i ended up losing a friend due to some random person text messaging him. its great to know that people dont have lives and have to be all up in other peoples and make their lives a l...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:42:00 GMT |
Life is finally settling down! |
So today i went to my new job and it was pretty interesting. I kinda like the fact that i am responsible for all the inventory in this place and that the guy whose training me is leaving w...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:29:00 GMT |
CONDOM QUOTES!! |
So I was at University of Connecticut for Valentines Day and that place is the ultimate advocate for safe sex. I grabbed two different condoms from the bathroom mirrors and wanted to quote someo...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:39:00 GMT |
Funny Pope Joke |
draconusjosh:
the pope and the nun were going through the sahara desert on a camel, the pope looked over at the nun and said 'you realize if this camel dies were fucked?" 'yes father' she said. sure ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:22:00 GMT |
Being Gay...LOL |
You know what Gay Folks need...A Super Hero
A Super Hero?
Yea a Super Hero.
da da da daaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!
Hiiiiiiiiiii....
HereIi come to save the day and I look fabulousssssssss!!!
Oooh and when...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT |
I’m Sorry...... |
Heres a little something to all you jerk guys!!
i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.
i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:55:00 GMT |
Drunk Driving |
Drunk Driving
This is to keep my best friends younger brother's memory still alive. Chance who was 19 and hit by a drunk driver. He saved two younger children by pushing them out of t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
City Girls vs. Country Girls |
A CITY GIRL WILL TAKE YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO GO. A COUNTRY GIRL THROWS YOU HER KEYS AND SAYS "IT NEEDS GAS IN IT" !A CITY GIRL WILL TELL YOU NOT TO FIGHT , IT AIN'T WORTH IT. A COUNTRY GIRL W...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:27:00 GMT |
