Tadeo!!!

40 REASONS TO DATE A WRESTLER!!
1. we can *manhandle*.. its what we do.

2. we are used to rolling around all sweaty.

3. we are used to wearing close to nothing at all.

4. we are comfortable enough to get naked in front of a room full of other people.

5. we can beat up your x's.

6. we are masters at riding hips.

7. three words say it all : Saturday Night Ride.

8. we have unbearable stamina.

9. we are flexible as shit.

10. we can go hard for hours at a time.. and recover within minutes.

11. we are buff and stuff.

12. we are always fatter then you are.

13. we are masters at leg riding.

14. we can pin you down easily.

15. we can diet with you.

16. we know more moves then kamasutra.

17. we can share spandex.

18. we are superb with our hands.

19. we can obey and control.

20. we can roll you to your back in a moments notice.

21. we know how to cradle you.

22. we will ride your hips and if that doesn't work we will push your head down.

23. you will NEVER be on top.

24. if you shoot down on us we will sprawl out

25. we define *high crotch*

26. you will go down before we do

27. if we force you down we will do it softly

28. so there is no such thing as *foul play*

29. when we 'sit in the chair' you will go down

30. we have one hell of a bear hug.

31. we can *switch* positions quickly

32. you will never complain to us for stalling.

33. you will start on your hands and knees, but we will put u on your back.

34. we will give you the choice: top, bottom, or standing.

35. we bleed as much as you do.

36. we will always gain control, no matter what position.

37. we can break a bone and keep going until we are satisfied or time runs out.

38. we are used to full contact.

39. your tampons work wonders on a bloody nose.

40. we are used to listening to the other person moan in pain.