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HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN!

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

About Me

sup kids, how YOU doin? I guess I should go ahead and tell you a little about myself. Mostly because we get tired of the same old, "Hey sexy, how are you doin? So tell me all about yourself" mailbox floods. Well, I am anyway. I'm a pretty laid back guy. I like to joke around a lot. I can be serious when I need to. You know, theres a time and place for everything, the less appropriate the time and place, the funnier it is. I'm fun, relaxed, and easy to get to know. If you aren..t fun, relaxed, and easy to get to know, then at least try to learn how to do that in life before you hit me up. I never get used to hearing how great I am, so anyone who doesnt mind sucking up a little, feel free to tell me how great I am at any time. I kid, I kid. I'm probably not the kind of guy you'd want a relationship with, but I do think that everybody should have the opportunity to feel good. I'm usually a happy person. I have no problem with tryin to put a smile on your face.

My Interests

Eclectic. chocolate milk, grape soda, digital camera photo taking.
Racing cars, riding BMX street and flatland, and looking for new people to ride with, motorcycles are sweet too, but i sold mine.
Travel: Ive driven across the continent 3 times. Ive made the trip to florida 4. Canada, mexico, and USVI. looking to broaden my horizons
Local: Shootin pool, bowling, minigolf and the driving range. clubs/bars ocasionally. awesome bands and artists. open mic nights
Food: Japaneese, Cajun, Mexican, Hot n Spicy! Italian, etc

I'd like to meet:

Attractive women, duh. Intelligent women (ok so that rules out most attractive women, but I like both). I like people with a sense of humor and don't take everything so seriously. I hate boring people and clingy girls who have no life other than the time they spend with me. I like confident people that don't rely on others to shape their view of themselves. I hate people who are more arrogant than me. Theyre too much work. And yes, I like girls who have a lot of physical beauty, but if your attitude is all messed up, fix it before you talk to me. No ugly people allowed, unless you have a wonderful personality then I can make exceptions (I'm just messin with ya). If you're cool, drop a msg and we will get along.

Music:

Blood Brothers, From Autumn to Ashes, Say Anything, NOFX, Crass, Black Flag, Horrorpops, Against Me!, Dynamite Boy, Tsunami Bomb, Mad Caddies, Bad Manners, MU330, Aquabats, Boys Night Out, The Dead Milkmen, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Minor Threat, Operation Ivy, Hawthorne Heights, HelloGoodbye, Hi-Standard, Bouncing Souls, Less than Jake(4evarrr!), Alkaline Trio, Show Off, Mustard Plug, Skankin' Pickle, Lag Wagon, Bloodhound Gang, Poison the Well, Ignite, Sparta, At the Drive In, Saves the Day, Fairweather, Atom and his Package, Left Behind, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Armor for Sleep, old school rap

Movies:

Drift Alliance: BAD AS HELL, Swingers, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Finding Nemo, Minority Report, Drift Tengoku, 80s movies John Cusack and whatnot. Comedy. I LOVE LAUGHING!

Television:

dont watch it

Books:

Choke, Chuck Palaniuck American Psycho, Brett Easton Ellis The Game, Neil Strauss

Heroes:

Tim Biskup

My Blog

rainy day haiku

..> i just now realizedthat i really hate wearing socks in the summer. fin..>...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:31:00 PST

"friends"

I just need to vent real quick. some people are too far gone....just completely fucked in the head. they say theyre your friend. they say this. that. the other. whatever it is to get you to do their b...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

completely enamored

just incase anyone was wondering where i dissapeared to.turns out im gonna be pretty freakin busy with everything anymore. youve got the numbers. youve OBVIOUSLY got my myspace. if you dont have my AI...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

i have a new fan!

so apparently im a shallow. im superficial. im a horrible waste of life. ive made some poor fellow look at "the dumbest thing [he's] ever seen"...whats all the fuss over? my HUMANS FOR SALE link! you ...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

Holy crap people!

I can read!A BOOK!OF FICTIONAL MATERIAL NO LESS!!and its pretty good...im enjoying it...who knew?!the book is Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. go get it.
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

west chester wisdom's, ism's, and awesome insults

Ok this weekend was FANTABULOUSOOO. insult #1: saturday night i went to dinner with dan beff ryan and selena. dan comes up with amazingly offensive insults. said he was out to dinner earlier in the w...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:08:00 PST

AHH!!! Longest 30 days of my life!

WOW....its over. licence suspensions suck ass. I had way too much at stake and nothing to gain to risk driving on suspended though.The important thing is its over. And ive got my licence back. The onl...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST

survey found that libido noticeably increases as sense of humor increases.

that settles it. .....im fucked.  
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:21:00 PST

Hello lurkers and other miscreants

Hi so. youre one of the fifty people to view my page in the last two days. So, say hi. do it here. or send me a message if you like. it costs NOTHING! FREE FREE FREE!!! yea im maybe just a little conf...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:36:00 PST

I fought the law and the law won

Well as most of you know, i was a bad boy over the summer. I was dating someone who i thought the world of. After a month, she all but abandoned our "relationship", if you want to call it th...
Posted by HOLY FUCK THEY ALL RUN! on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST