Rick.

yay

happier than ive been in a long time
Posted by Rick. on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST

The word "Noob"

So..... I was amazed at the amount of people who have no knowledge of the word whatsoever. Even my mom knows what a noob is. So, in order to enlighten everyone on the subject, I went to urban dictiona...
Posted by Rick. on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

HUH?!?!: A Story

Radical limo driver with the disease of the half naked lepers. Corn Flakes" with a radioactive glow from the forest of Zimbabwe. The most intelligent grain of sugar the backwards hippo has ever known....
Posted by Rick. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST

WHAT?!: A story

Cheese noodle boxing skillet's dog. Freaks in love loose video comprehension. Deep sea heating formula for success in the banana race. The equality between the floor and the sky according to the orang...
Posted by Rick. on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:20:00 PST

The Rabbit and the Owl

Only when the crow flies at dawn does the naked owl and his friend rancid rabbit come out to play. They frolic in the misty morning field and spank each other emotionlessly. They have a gander at the ...
Posted by Rick. on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

The Chipmunk Story

Earlier today I was walking around in the woods behind my house like I sometimes do when all of a sudden I heard some rustling in the leaves to my left. When I turned my head and looked, I stared into...
Posted by Rick. on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST