Adam Pearce

I play in the band Black Magnolia and I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say we are hands down the greatest rock band to ever live. Our music makes you question why you live. Our band is so bad ass that one time we were playing this killer rock show, and girls with huge boobs and shit were like all bouncing them up and down rocking out to our music right? And it got so intense I swear our guitar player gave birth to a full grown, live velociraptor right there on the spot. I was like NOOOO WAYYYY and he was all like YEAAAAA!!! and I was all like SHUT THE EFFF UP!!! but we never missed a single note on our dueling solo that was happening at the time. The velociraptor devoured the entire crowd and then proceeded to play every Dimebag Darrel solo note for note, and I was all like KILLERRRR!!!!! Our bass player Anthony said that that never happened and that it was just all the acid I did before the show, but he is wrong. Anthony is a jackass.