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Jenny Washington

The United States Army: one of the only places where homicidal thoughts are not only welcomed, they'

About Me

"And the most she will do,
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me." -- Billy Joel

Kill people. And never give up. Remember that you ALWAYS have options. Never be afraid to exercise them. There's a reason I talk about my "titanium balls". What are you going to do -- fire me? Go right on ahead.

"A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Remember the Army issues an E-tool. Let me know if you need me to bring mine."

My daughter's a tramp! --Riding in Cars with Boys

Recuerda las palabras que se escriben en el cuarto de bano afuera de la calle... "La lucha sigue". Saben ya algo que nosotros no sabemos? Cualquier cosa es posible. Los insurrectos coreanos del norte hablan espanol?!

Ese es todo.

My Interests

interests: figuring out other alternatives to homicide.

I'd like to meet:

Stacy's Mom. 'Cause I hear she's got it going on.

Benji Schwimmer.

Music:

is musical.

Movies:

are wonderful.

Television:

fills the void.

Books:

are better on tape.

Heroes:

Hogan?

My Blog

What they forgot to tell you.

You know it's Fat Lady Over when (just in case there were any shadows hiding in your mind) the person you were seeing brings another man home and says he's just for you.  Thank you.  I will...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

You did it to yourself.

Just remember, when you've sacked up enough to take the risk, and then you end up at the bottom of the canyon, only to realize that ouch, you've just fallen like 10,000 feet and smashed into a solid m...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:42:00 PST

And i'm out!

Moments before I disconnect my internet-say-oh to turn into the PX-su, I'll leave you all with this note:I'd like to say it's been the best 2 years and 2 day tour of my life, but, well, it's been real...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:49:00 PST

Leavin soon!

So my question of the moment: "Will too much parade rest kill a man?"  Anyhow, found out the hard way that I could have booked my ticket to get out of this country with just my orders.  So w...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:07:00 PST

Updating pictures.

Alright alright.  Eric, this one is just for you. So I'd post recent pictures for anyone who gave a rat's ass.  However, this directly conflicts with the Danley School of Reintegration To H...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:58:00 PST

To all the folks who have ever been stationed in Kohreeastan.

Having orders, the physical piece of paper, in your hands is the most amazing feeling in the entire world.  90 days and I'm out bitches!  As for you, Eric, it's on like Donkey Kong. ...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:23:00 PST

Another blissful moment.

And then, when the BN CDR stuck her huge, fat dick in my unlubed asshole, I truely understood what they mean when they say "relax, it'll hurt less".  To which I now fully claim the nickname "Gapi...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

No whammies...

So, now that it's been posted on my ERB and my ASK, I'm officially tentatively going to make it back to the states before next March. And for those of you who don't know either, after many many moons ...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST

Longjohns.

And this is specifically written for my one and only Bubba.  For I was gonna email this to you anyway.  But now we will share this with the whole entire world. It's FINALLY cold enough for ...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

Passive homicidility.

And just for you Eric.  Because I don't want to get an email about why I'm not brogging. With each passing day, with each passing hour, with each passing minute, I become more passively homicida...
Posted by Jenny Washington on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST