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Jay Hates the Kids

About Me

My name is Jay and I am constantly being harassed by wildlife -- dead or alive. I've been bitten by dogs, scratched by cats, pestered by mice in Brighton, sealed under house arrest by skunks in Medford and haunted by ghost squirrels EVERYWHERE just to mention a few. I've also been known to drink the closest beer available and keep a bottle or two in my back pocket for "protection." Currently, I am trying to act all fancy at my new Harvard job. I bought a ton of dress shirts including one with French cuffs. I'm also still in the market for a nice butterfly knife.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Millar (Met him, cool as I expected), Russell Crowe, Grape Ape, Hair Bear but only if he's riding the invisible motorcycle, Chuck Barris, Debra LaFave, Bubba's Shoe

My Blog

It was 20 years ago today ... I got busted for shoplifting

For some strange reason, I thought I'd be the only one who'd post one of these today. Wrong again.   Anywho &   Twenty years ago to this day was a milestone in my life. A stepping stone....
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Jay 2, City of Boston 0

As many of you know, I hate to lose money. Hate it! Especially when I have to pay "The Man" for some sort of parking infraction when I know I am in the right. I just successfully negotiated a dismissa...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:44:00 GMT

So a rat tried to bite me in the face this morning &

Jesus Christ. So I..m taking the trash barrels up to the curb this morning and as I round the corner out of the carport, I hear a rustling and as I look at the gray, coverless trash can and rat with p...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:10:00 GMT

David Ortiz likes movies

So, Erin and I went to see "The Departed" at the Loews Theatre across from the Boston Common yesterday and after the movie I had to take a leak. While I was drying my hands this Diesel hispanic guy wi...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 14:20:00 GMT

Selling out for $10

Most of you people know my utter disdain for The Wave at baseball games. When I hit a ballpark, I'm there to watch the game because I love the sport. Occasionally at Fenway Park I have been known to i...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:39:00 GMT