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About Me

I've been a professional Ninja since 1983. Way back then, I lived at the Iga Mountain, Japan. In there, I trained day and night in remote mountain villages under primitive conditions (e.g. with little, or less, food and water, during rain, storms, and snowy climates)in order to become a Chameleon-like Ninja. Soon after my exhausting training, I launched a job working as an assasin for the Japanese Government. In my spare time, I was taking care of my garden and my Pekingese dog, Chao Mao. Little did I know though...Suddenly, my world came upside down after my refusal to kill a Japanese politician (*name disclosed*) and his family. My cold-shoulder response was not well received by the Yakuza, and didn't take them too long to release a contract on my name. By that time, I could feel the heat coming, and I was forced to flee Japan and live in anonymity from place to place.It's been a real ordeal so far. For more than two decades now, I've been emotionally and physically tired with the thought of other Ninjas being after me. This is all you need to know about me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In no Alphabetical order, I here present the "People I'd Like to Meet" from both the world of the dead and the living. While the list is not in any Alphabetical order, I have made sure to prioritise the names of the "People I'd Like To Meet" based on the influence they had on me, be it with their work, or their personality; however pretentious this might sound: e.g. John Lennon comes first in my book as he's grown up in me after listening to his stuff for some time now and has been without a doubt the greatest influence.John Lennon, (October 9, 1940 – December 8, 1980). Woody Allen. Kabamaru Igano (Ninja Boy). Johnny Depp. Winona Ryder. Alain Delon. George Harrison (1943–2001). Krzysztof Kieslowski (June 27, 1941 – March 13, 1996). Ingmar Bergman (July 14, 1918 – July 30, 2007). Pele. Maradona. Or, Maradona first, and then Pele. Roberto Baggio. Salvatore Schillaci. Serge Gainsbourg (April 2, 1928 – March 2, 1991).----- Tyson M., Andrew B., Debbie S., -----------

My Blog

The reptile joke.

Here’s another joke: -------------------------------------------------------- Q: "What do you call an Arabic gay reptile?" A: "Alli-gay-tor." -----------------------------------------------...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:30:00 GMT

The banana joke.

I’m posting another one of my jokes following the ones about Kevin Bacon, the nuts joke and the Kofi Annan one. As I’ve already mentioned before, I’ve made up these jokes when I was ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:15:00 GMT

To my blog readers:

This is an open message to all my blog readers:. I know that all of you have been very loyal and avid viewers of my blog threads and you ask for more and more input of my jokes, poems and social ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:39:00 GMT

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:24:00 GMT

The coffee joke.

Alright! This is another joke I'd penned down during my time abroad. It's part of my trilogy, along with the Kevin Bacon and the Nuts joke. -----------------------------------------------------------. ..
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:24:00 GMT

Bergman & Antonioni.

It is a sad day for European cinema. For world cinema, actually, that knows no borders. Ingmar Bergman (July 14, 1918 - July 30, 2007) the father of avant-garde existential cinema pass...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Ill Nation

This is my main poem, an aphorism towards Ingerland. Hope you like it                        &nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:16:00 GMT

The nuts joke.

This is, actually, the second joke I've made up during my time abroad in England, Leicester. It actually paved the way to the "Kevin Bacon" joke. But, in my eyes they are both equally funny. And, both...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:08:00 GMT

I need to update my blog

I need to update my blog
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:43:00 GMT

The Kevin Bacon one.

 Aside from my physical presence as an actor, I also write some of my own material. Here I present a joke that has received rave reviews from friends and acquaintances. This is the Kevin Bac...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:05:00 GMT