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Clayton

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About Me

Ambush Beetle. (Rarely on.): CurseOfVolthoom
Clayton is a simple person. Clayton is a simple man. Clayton likes video games. Clayton likes movies. Clayton likes TV. Clayton likes comic books. Clayton is a nerd. Clayton likes running. Clayton likes jumping. Clayton likes getting hurt. Clayton is an energetic person. Sometimes. Clayton likes pasta. Clayton likes Nutri-Grain bars. Clayton likes pizza. Clayton is a slob. Clayton likes action. Clayton likes heroic bloodshed. Clayton likes freaking vicious fights. Clayton is envious. Clayton likes dogs. Clayton likes dragons. Clayton likes raccoons. Clayton loves bugs. Clayton hates it when bugs are killed for no reason. Clayton is weird. Clayton thinks he's funny. Is he? Clayton likes to laugh. Clayton loves to laugh until it hurts. Clayton thrives on comedy. Clayton likes electronics. Clayton has weird dreams. Clayton likes people.Clayton Thomas Watts, the ignorant doucheknob who speaks in third person.

My Interests

Clayton likes games, movies, TV, comics, and exercising his body. Which is very gross.

I'd like to meet:

George Washington. Jet Li. Chow Yun Fat. Max Payne. Barry Allen.Maybe even you.

Music:

Dragonforce Foreigner Jimi Hendrix Metallica The Police/Sting Smashing Pumpkins Easy-E The Polish Ambassador Minibosses Queens of the Stone Age Tool Green Jelly Muse Run DMC

Movies:

Geez, Clayton likes alot of freaking movies. He'll name off his faves though:

    Hard Boiled Jet Li's Fearless Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness Beowulf Transformers Ferris Bueller's Day Off The Mist Spider-Man 1-3 Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind The Patriot Star Wars (all) Harry Potter, 3-5 The Departed American Psycho Ghost Rider Back to the Future Trilogy A Bronx Tale The Prestige Pulp Fiction Monty Python and the Holy Grail (anyone NOT like this movie?) Rocky (all, especially the new one, "Rocky Balboa") Indiana Jones (all) Transporter 2 Crank Snakes on a Plane 300 Super Mario Bros. Ghostbusters 1-2 The Matrix, (duh) The Last of the Mohicans Braveheart Last Samurai Equilibrium Tombstone Bubba Ho-Tep Batman The Movie starring Adam West Bruce Lee (all) Enemy at the Gates Saving Private Ryan Jim Carey (all) Memphis Belle Gene Wilder (all) Reservoir Dogs V for Vendetta Big Money Hustlas

Television:

Clayton likes to fry his brain on TV.

    MacGyver Super Mario Bros. Super Show Heroes Chuck Tim and Eric Awesome Show Emeril Scrubs Aqua Teen Hunger Force Family Guy (duh) The Simpsons Fairly Oddparents Batman Postman Pat

Books:

Clayton sucks at reading. He reads very slowly.

  • The Alphabet of Manliness
  • The Invisible Man
  • The Hobbit
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles
  • Action Hero's Handbook
  • Super Joke BookThe Dark Knight Returns
  • Kingdom Come
  • Comics like Flash, Atom, and stuff.
  • Heroes:

      Snippy Sissy Nick Parsons Alex Parsons Steve Miranda Tyler Watts Inspector Yuen Tequila Huo Yuanjia Bruce Campbell Ash Williams Crono, Robo, Frog Phil LaMarr Frank West, Photojournalist Hal Jordan Batman, The Dark Knight, Bruce Wayne The All-New Atom, Ryan Choi Super Mario Bros. Solid Snake Big Boss The End WC Tsunami Commissioner Gordon Rocky Balboa Lex Luthor Hisao Oidate Ferdinand Magellan

    My Blog

    Clayton's favorite video game characters.

    Clayton's favorite video game dudes.Number 5:Sensei from Advanced Wars seriesThis character is by far the wisest old man Clayton knows. His tactics involve summoning multiple paratroopers, and swarmin...
    Posted by Clayton on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST

    Digital Electronics.

    The other day, in his 3rd period Digital Electronics class, Clayton constructed a D Flip-Flop using just the schematic!!OMG, it was so wicked!! You shoulda seen it. It was a timed circuit, and the LED...
    Posted by Clayton on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

    Please, find the humor in this.

    This rules so hard. Golden Age Starman, Ted Knight, at his best.
    Posted by Clayton on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST