I once parachuted into the Kalahari Desert with nothing more than a bushel of Sherman lemons and a toothpick… and I still made it to Bulawayo by Ramadan. But enough about me what about you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gregory Phillinganes
Birthday: January 1, 1906
Birthplace: Knuckle Junction, DC
Current Location: Funky Towne, DC
Eye Color: Piss yellow
Hair Color: Balding
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Get the job done with either one
Your Heritage: specific Islander- Melanisia
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jeepers
Your Weakness: Skittles (inside joke!)
Your Fears: That Flav's search for love is some how sanonimous with my own, nay all of our's and him not finding true love, could be a preminition of what is in store for us all.
Your Perfect Pizza: Large
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To become the Ultimate fighter.................... again.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Crickey!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Foldger's in my cup
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile
Your Bedtime: Your bedtime, ladies.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in the 2004 olympics
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: 5 Guys they gets in your guts
Single or Group Dates: hookers
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Char-co-lat
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: Do I smoke, ladies ?
Do you Swear: swear to GOD son
Do you Sing: Whoa buddy?
Do you Shower Daily: Shower?
Have you Been in Love: I dont want to talk about it
Do you want to go to College: Graduated form Cambridge
Do you want to get Married: Been there done that
Do you belive in yourself: Leena Horne does that for me
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm Black
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you think I'm attrative...ladies?
Are you a Health Freak: no I'm not homosexual.
Do you get along with your Parents: Do you get along with... your... par...ents?.... WTF. you gay dude? I mean its ok if your gay but I need you to know I don't go that way, so go find someone else to play.
Do you like Thunderstorms: What are you comming on to me buddy?
Do you play an Instrument: A rusty trumbone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: At passover. I only drink at passover
In the past month have you Smoked: Dude, you cant just talk about that, what if I was a cop or something you dont know me like that man. I don't want to do business with you man naw man I gotta go.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you a cop?......... you know you gotta tell me if you a cop. you are you a f*cking pig. I ain't sayin sh*t pig, I ain't sayin sh*t till I see a lawyer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hookers remember? so yea I'v been on a date that I payed a hooker to go on with me. and by "go on" I mean f*ck.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea but I didn't do nothing, feds always f*cking with a nigga but I beat the charges on some tech.... oh you said maaalll. naw naw I ain't been to the mall this month. oh wait I did go to the mall (thats where I got arested), my bad I did go to the mall thats a 10-4.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do you talk to your mother with that mouth..... Box of Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Im hip to the gay lingo, ok chief......No thanx
In the past month have you been on Stage: sort of I was in Krush Groove On Ice with Ben Vereen as Russell Simmons and Edward James Olmos as Kurtis Blow........ I played Damon "Kool Rock-Ski" Wimbley from the fat boys.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I dont want to talk about it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Whoa chief....I always use the jimmy hat!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your heart
Ever been Drunk: At passover last week
Ever been called a Tease: yea. at passover ironiclly.
Ever been Beaten up: once; I was doing the saftey dance..... not very safe if you ask me.
Ever Shoplifted: Its a long sad love story
How do you want to Die: Man you really bummed me out. I mean here we are doing this survey and sh*t and wham! out of nowhere you hit me with that one you must really be a gass at parties with your potty mouth, all the downers, and the gay slurrs..... Oreo cookies I know what the F*ck that means you should be ashamed of your self really................. man I gotta go shake that death Sh*t off. ^&#$*%&
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Assassin
What country would you most like to Visit: Uranus (ha ha whoo!)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: a phat ass
Favourite Hair Color: Rainbow Braids
Short or Long Hair: some big titties
Height: 6'3" and growing
Weight: Wait!
Best Clothing Style: Conservative and casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Food ...My anti-drug
Number of CDs I own: CDs nuts n*gga!! haa! (sorry cant help it. classic conditioning is a bicth)
Number of Piercings: Polanesian Body art
Number of Tattoos: same
Number of things in my Past I Regret: In a boy or girl? WTF
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