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Gregorya!

[Sex,] *Fuck*, and {Fluorescent Lighting}

About Me

"Call it fake
I call it 'good as it gets'
Nothing in this
World is for real
Except you are for me
And I am so yours."
You like me. I'm awesome.
"Greg's a really cool guy." - New York Times
"Greg will blow your mind!" - Maxim
"A non-stop riot! Outrageous!" - People Magazine
"Man of the Year." - Time Magazine
"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start, mix with beer and hard liquor and Greg will take his clothes off." - Nintendo Power
"A loud, rowdy party monster. Truly the life of any party." - Rolling Stone
"Totally unpredictable. You never know what's next" - Newsweek
"... and God said 'Let there be awesome.' And there was awesome. And God saw the awesome that it was good: and God divided it from normal Men, and God called the awesome 'Greg'." - The Bible. Genesis 1:5 KJV
"What all the ladies want." - Vogue
"Greg is funky fresh!" - The Source
"If you like offensive humor and a foul mouth, Greg is where it's at." - Stuff Magazine
"Great controls, graphics and re-play value." - Game Informer


My Interests

United States Marine Corps
Working Out
Robotech
History
War
War history
The History Channel
Video games
Music
Sports
Computers

I'd like to meet:

Mike Shinoda (A fucking musical genius), HR Giger, robots, chicks with mohawks, anyone who has lots of guns, any hot babes who fight crime in a bikini, a group of teenagers plagued with personal problems that still manage to save the day in a huge battle-robot, anyone rocking a lightsaber, light-side or dark (c'mon who wouldn't wanna put on a Sox game and throw back a few brews with Darth Maul?!), the idiots that send spam to my inbox, Charles Babbage, mc chris, giant talking trees that take like 3 hours to say "Yo, wud up", love sick pilots of Veritechs, 50 foot tall aliens, Ronnie Coleman (just so I can say I have), life-guard chicks with huge fake boobies, guys who have nuclear accelerators strapped to their backs that catch ghosts, the interior decorator of the Bat-Cave, the idiot who put rubber nipples on the Bat-Suit
And Chuck Norris!
^lolol i made that

Music:

Wu-Tang Clan
Linkin Park
El Pus
+44
Tupac
Jay-Z
Covenant
Apoptygma Berzerk
mc chris
Immortal Technique
Bob Marley
Blink 182
Beastie Boys
Gangstarr
Rob Dougan
Mindless Self Indulgence
Two-Mix
Saosin
Sublime
KMFDM
Something Corporate
Akon
Metallica
Pink Floyd
Dropkick Murphys
50 Cent
Lloyd Banks
Kill Hannah
Disturbed
DMX
Gorillaz
Xzibit
Obie Trice
Smash Mouth
The Offspring
Marilyn Manson
Ludacris
Run DMC
American Hi-Fi
Dr. Dre
Green Day
Marcy Playground
Weezer
Sum 41
Shaggy

"Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's still rock and roll to me!"

Movies:

Aliens
Donnie Darko
Star Wars
Ghost Busters
Black Hawk Down
Full Metal Jacket
Fighting Sea-Bees
Hamburger Hill
We Were Soldiers
Go For Broke!
Pink Floyd The Wall
Napoleon Dynamite
DodgeBall
Naughty Nurses Nine
Anchor Man
anything with Adam Sandler in it.

Television:

House MD
24
The Riches
M*A*S*H Family Guy
American Dad
Prison Break
Stargate: SG-1
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Simpsons
Futurama
SeaLab2021
Law and Order
Law and Order: SVU
Sure I'm forgeting some...

Books:

"Jarhead"
"A Table In The Presence"
"The Wu-Tang Manual"
"Semper Fi!"
"Retreat, Hell!"
"Hagakure"

Heroes:



I shared a beer with EmmyD!

Never stop praying for our troops.

My Blog

Adios

It's been too many timesthat I stuck out my neck. For you!It's been too many timesthat I spoke my mind. To you!It's been too many timesThat I caught all the flak. From you!Apathetic crap is all I can ...
Posted by Gregorya! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST

I've been here before a few times. And I'm quite aware, we're dying.

Blink-182 - AlwaysI've been here before a few times And I'm quite aware we're dying And your hands they shake with goodbyes And I'll take you back if you'd have me So here I am I'm trying So here I a...
Posted by Gregorya! on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

In love. Can't get better.

Things are just going wonderfully. And I'm head over boots in love. Words can't express it. I've never been this in love before, everything just feels right. I look in her eyes and see the future. She...
Posted by Gregorya! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

A good Easter!

    I had a really good time yesterday for Easter Sunday. This one was particularly special to me because I missed out on last years as I was at boot camp.I hung out in Northbridge with...
Posted by Gregorya! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

Old friend returning!

   My old buddy from highschool, Ethan, is visiting from Nevada tomorrow. I can't wait to link up with him and hang out. I've been having a pretty crappy beginining of the week, so I know th...
Posted by Gregorya! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

Omg old starwars freestyle i did from way back

I'm rockin Jedi mindtricks and powersI bang on Sith Lords for hoursMy light sabers' the real Eddie BauerI got a speeder thats a tricked out ImpallaI don't mean to make you feel badlyBut I got more gam...
Posted by Gregorya! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

So I'm playing Elebits on Wii and...

I can't help but think, "please, someone make a game exactly like this, the same physics, but put the setting out in the city so I may pick up objects ten times my weight and smash them into innocent ...
Posted by Gregorya! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST

i have no idea

they are caught in the eternal fire brought down by their desires The constant will of man to reach ever higher The expectations always seem to tower Over all of us like some kind of iron fist To...
Posted by Gregorya! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

song, poem? What you call it.

the street lights are out in force like some kind of urban tour to all the places you dont want to be the places making you glad to be free the locals faces void of expression as if they need prescrip...
Posted by Gregorya! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

I miss my rifle. It is profound.

I miss my rifle. I truely do. Why you ask? Not because it made me feel powerful. Not because I could get a headshot from 500 meters out. Not because a rifle is the most deadly weapon on a battlefield...
Posted by Gregorya! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST